Fak

Only thing missing from making that the perfect first half performance was not bagging a second. They’ll get a rollicking at half-time but that’s a very impressive first half.

Dan Burn mock celebrating Bruno winning the coin toss.

Looks like Ronaldo logged in with the wrong account.

Joelinton & Hall defence masterclass after doubling up on Salah down our left. [/deluded]

Great going forward but inevitably shoot ourselves in the foot and totally capitulate?

3-zip now. Game over. Beauty that.

Clive Tyldesley definitely pronounces Newcastle the best out of all the commentators.

Leicester keeper gets away with one there. Just.

Was maths invented or discovered?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14152001/Crystal-Palaces-captain-Marc-Guehi-face-FA-charge-rainbow-armband.html

Forgot about that. Absolutely blatant second yellow. EDIT: He got lucky in the 2-3 game at the end of Rafa's reign as well. He handled it on the line and would have got a red if Atsu didnt knock in the rebound.

I watched it and it was surprisingly decent. I've never watched any of those Overlap podcasts, I assumed it was always current or ex-pros on as guests so having Gervais on threw me off. Was just weird seeing Keane talking to Gervais about Brent Carragher made it obvious he was a big Office fan and shoehorned a few lines in from the show whenever he could. His one at the end about the Swindon lot when they were taking photos was his best.

What part of my post did I say we weren’t outplayed?

We were shafted by the ref last season too. Botman had just scored to make it 3-2 with ten mins left or so and they got a penalty when Jota decided to fall down 3 or 4 strides after rounding Dubravka.

He’s not saying that. He’s just saying we’ve given them a run for their money in all the games Howe has been here for.

Lecce 93rd minute equaliser against Juve. Juve new manager but same old boring crap as Allegri. 6th in table, unbeaten all season. 8th draw of the season.

Brighton

Agree. Should have Schar CDM.

You haven’t given that impression off.

If we had signed Mo Salah and he was being coached by Pardew, Carver, Steve Stone and putting up with Andy Woodmans ‘bantz’ Mon-Fri and chasing down Sholas knock downs on weekends he probably wouldn’t have been better than Marveaux. and if he did turn out to be half decent we’d have flogged him for £6m last day of the January window.