Fak

didn’t even notice the tongues and now I can’t stop giggling.

They reckon he’s smoking hot

This commentator on Sky is absolutely dogshit.

Did the commentator just say they’re still awaiting their first win of the season at Molineaux? They beat West Ham 3-0 a few weeks ago?

Diouf and Fernandes is about it really

He washes his used toilet paper so he can use it again the next day

Reading between the lines, the physios are still unsure whether its just a dead leg or if he's got permanent spinal cord injuries. They're giving him paracetamol in the mean time.

Howe said in today's presser that Miley is a few weeks away (after having a few injections), but if his injury isn't managed properly it could rule him out for the season.

Will my buns look big in it?

I think it looks crap tbh?

Aye Bruno Fernandes is capable as well. But I mean it only really feels like Szoboszlai is the only one who isn't ashamed to have multiple pops from distance in one game. Based on no statistically research at all, I don't think the likes of Rogers or Buendia etc. have as many shots in a match as Szoboszlai

It feels like there's probably only really Szoboszlai in the league at the moment who reguarly pings one from distance.

I’ve only ever lived in Europe?

Why’s he got a butt plug for a handle as well man?

No way to confirm it but it’s definitely worth spreading the rumour anyway until he denies it. He’s also definitely got a mega XL canvas of Lunch Atop a Skyscraper above his bed as well.

looks like he’s given the carpet a scrub before he took the photo. Either there’s a few millimetre gap behind that plate either or it’s som shoddy cutting in. Hard to tell but I think it’s the former

Jesse Lingard to Corinthians.

what have I missed?

ah man I absolutely hate it when you can see wires.

Don't think so. Seen it on Soccer Saturday plenty times where Mike Dean and a pundit squabble over a decision for ages and ultimate disagree on something.

What does it actually mean to "build a team around" someone?

I love him

Juve Gala was a quality game, Adam Summerton was in his element. Just seen the Lloyd Kelly red card. What a joke man

1-1 cracking finish