JT24

Shame. Welcome, DCL.

https://valuball.co/newcastle/Squad-Wage-Details This is a semi-interesting and probably utter nonsense tool

Good thing we're getting Ekitike and Isak is staying then, isn't it?

That seems believable.

Is this fucker signing for Newcastle or Liverpool?

and Newcastle are right to tell them to fuck off!

My theory is that it is Ekitike’s agent who had travelled to Liverpool from Newcastle to find out that they’re jokers. Flying to Austria to formalise the deal for Ekitike to Eddie’s mags.

One step at a time. If he delivers this summer, a Sporting Director role might be within his reach.

my bath is being ran as we speak

Targett and his 250k a week.

coming soon to a park near you

PSR busting money unlocked. 👀‼️🔜⏳

Three year deal as well. They’re cooking

Losing out on Ekitike for a third time is quite funny when you think about it.

Huge signing

Wonder who this is for

thank you Luke, I will not call you baldilocks for at least 24 hours

How it feels right now.

Can there be an agreement in place to ban any "Liverpool fan in peace" that come after this please?

Toon in training when? Need that hit of content.

Sigh, I’ll stop running the bath.

Never believed in Andy Howe more than I do right now. Get it done.