Kitman Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Because I was bored, I came up with the following team who'd be guaranteed never ever to play together. They'd get to know each other pretty well in the treatment room though This a Crocks XI not a Workshy Malingerers XI although many of the *ahem * players below could get into that side too :-[. Forwards: Owen, Kluivert Mids: Bernard, Duff, Dyer, Bellamy Defs: Babayaro, Marcelino, Woodgate, Carr Goal: Craig Moore Couldn't think of an injury prone keeper so Moore deputises as he's turned up pissed and picked up the wrong jersey in the changing room . Obviously the midfielders are mainly playing out of position but if Allardyce is allowed to do it, so am I. Can anyone do better? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Don't know what you mean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Given seems quite injury prone to me actually. Harper seems to play more than his fair share of games in the last couple of seasons compared to other no 2 keepers. Someone will probably pull the stats out now and I'm wrong but that's the impression I get. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 I meant it was a toon crocks XI - I've amended the title Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 I meant it was a toon crocks XI - I've amended the title Didn't notice I deleted my posts then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Given seems quite injury prone to me actually. Harper seems to play more than his fair share of games in the last couple of seasons compared to other no 2 keepers. Someone will probably pull the stats out now and I'm wrong but that's the impression I get. Since the Harewood injury yes. Before that his nickname wasn't Lazarus for nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Given seems quite injury prone to me actually. Harper seems to play more than his fair share of games in the last couple of seasons compared to other no 2 keepers. Someone will probably pull the stats out now and I'm wrong but that's the impression I get. Good point 1878 but up till last season he was pretty indestructible (nickname Lazarus), to the point Harper never got a game. So didn't seem fair somehow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 I meant it was a toon crocks XI - I've amended the title Didn't notice I deleted my posts then. I weep for the abuse of power that goes on around here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I thought this was gonna be Garth Crooks team of the week.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I meant it was a toon crocks XI - I've amended the title Didn't notice I deleted my posts then. I weep for the abuse of power that goes on around here Just call me Wolf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9856/gladiators29672fu9.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Meant Adolf actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 keeper karelse and where is luque ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9856/gladiators29672fu9.jpg * Dave snarls at computer * "I'll get you next time Keefaz !" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Some would have you believe I chant 'another one bites the dust' when I ban someone, but it's all lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Meant Adolf actually. Too fucking late, Wolfie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 keeper karelse and where is luque ? Luque's training with the kids. Apart from his original hammy, was his injury record that bad? I seem to recall he just couldn't get a game off Glen..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Lionel Perez? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Some would have you believe I chant 'another one bites the dust' when I ban someone, but it's all lies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Karelse Carr Moore Woodgate Marcelino Baba Bellamy Bracewell Dyer Cort Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Duncan Ferguson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 No Duff? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Li3nZ Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 THere was a few years where Shearer was meanto to be as injury prone as little Michael. Things CAN change! Big Al should be in there... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridman Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 THere was a few years where Shearer was meanto to be as injury prone as little Michael. Things CAN change! Big Al should be in there... Ahead of Cort & Owen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I reckon Left Back at the toon has become a cursed position in recent years. Like being the drummer in Spinal Tap. Previous incumbents have included Carl Serrant, Olivier Bernard, Celestine Babyaro. Who became a collection of knackers. If only Dalglish had bought that lucky heather from the old gypsy woman, none of this would have happened and Baba would be a toon legend. On second thoughts maybe not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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