Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 This is what you do. You match the Everton offer and sell them Smith. Fuck, pay them to take the guy if needed. After Smudge passes a medical (shit players never fail them, do they?), you surreptitiously slip Moutinho a highlights package of Smith over the past year. Use Yakety Sax and wacky sound effects. Include a card with the Portuguese equivalent of "You're going to do all that work in midfield just to pass the ball to him?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 This is what you do. You match the Everton offer and sell them Smith. f***, pay them to take the guy if needed. After Smudge passes a medical (s*** players never fail them, do they?), you surreptitiously slip Moutinho a highlights package of Smith over the past year. Use Yakety Sax and wacky sound effects. Include a card with the Portuguese equivalent of "You're going to do all that work in midfield just to pass the ball to him?" And tell him he likes fingering Portuguese men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 This is what you do. You match the Everton offer and sell them Smith. f***, pay them to take the guy if needed. After Smudge passes a medical (s*** players never fail them, do they?), you surreptitiously slip Moutinho a highlights package of Smith over the past year. Use Yakety Sax and wacky sound effects. Include a card with the Portuguese equivalent of "You're going to do all that work in midfield just to pass the ball to him?" LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 .com is saying reports of medical cant find that anywhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 .com is saying reports of medical cant find that anywhere? Have you by any chance tried "smith medical at everton" in google? Thought not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Has he gone yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
simmsy10 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 http://www.shieldsgazette.com/nufc/Alan-Smith-on-his-way.4368383.jp Please please please please!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 http://nsno.co.uk/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?528313 This is a fantastic read so far. They're slowly talking themselves into it. Someone mentioned Smith being able to keep Cahill "on his toes" I'll be goddamned if they don't know what's coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ericz Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I can see how people simply loves conspiracy theories hahahaha On hindsight... Smith is REMARKABLE ( 1 ) Proven Striker @ EPL Level - Remember his time at Leeds, he's a goal-scoring machine !@!@!@ ( 2 ) Multi-talented - He can play DM, CM, AM, RM, Winger, Foward, Target Man.. meh... I've no doubt that he can play RB, CB & maybe even GK !@!@!@! ( 3 ) His Godly workrate... ! - You see him everywhere on the pitch running here & there from defense to offense & back to defense again ! ( 4 ) His ultimate defensive qualities - Everytime anybody is near our goal, he will hack them down and foul them to stop the play! Based on the above 4 qualities, he's a rare gem !@!@! Only 60k a week for such qualities ! Even Sir Alex Ferguson and Roy Keane are full of praises for him ! Almost forgot ... He's a ENGLAND NATIONAL !@!@!@! & played @ the highest level in the Champions League & won the EPL league too ! Seriously.. where can you find a better guy like Alan Smith? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Daily Mail think he'll cost them around £2 million. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1042650/Moyes-cushion-Evertons-Kirkby-blow-spending-Johnson-cash.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The Toffeeweb mail bag is the place to take the piss, you don't even have to be a member to post in it http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/07-08/comment/mailbag/mailbagitem.asp?submissionID=8464 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 If he is going, we musthave someone lined up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 If he is going, we musthave someone lined up. I don't think we've got enough time, the transfer windew shuts in just over 20 days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 If he is going, we musthave someone lined up. Losing Smith would be like a new signing in itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 The Toffeeweb mail bag is the place to take the piss, you don't even have to be a member to post in it http://www.toffeeweb.com/season/07-08/comment/mailbag/mailbagitem.asp?submissionID=8464 Man, I don't even want to do that, I'm fucking dying to be that maudlin soothsayer that tells them what's coming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Sill maintain he will do well for Everton. Everton made Phil Neville and Carsley look respectable. It's a good signing for them it really is. But it's an excellent sale for us. Sometimes it works well for everyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 If he is going, we musthave someone lined up. The sale of both Smith and Ameobi will probably net us around £5 million. This is the price we have apparently been quoted for Derdiyok. Young, affordable talent, who will be good enough to fill in for Viduka, but also won't be adverse to not playing when Viduka is fit and in good form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniffer Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is there any fire to go with this smoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is Carroll good enough to step up, or should he going out on loan again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Is there any fire to go with this smoke? Turns out it was a smoke machine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniffer Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Or is there even any smoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Marc Williams Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:37:22 Report abuse Skirge Toon - Go back to your own site eh fella & hallucinate about being a BIG club with that nutter Keegan, We’re trying to hold a wake on here. Oh and put your bloody shirt on ! Brian Waring Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:38:54 Report abuse Skirge, obviously you see a lot more of him than us, but I get the impression when I’ve seen him on tele, that he just wants to start kicking off, he always seems to be looking for trouble, what do you think? BUT raig lawton Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:45:30 Report abuse alan smith has passed his medical and will be unvailed tomorrow, i work as a barber in town and have just cut the doctors hair that done his medical for him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Or is there even any smoke? Some smoke, nothing official. Everton fans saying he's had/having a medical and .com says that journalists in Liverpool say the deal is done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Marc Williams Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:37:22 Report abuse Skirge Toon - Go back to your own site eh fella & hallucinate about being a BIG club with that nutter Keegan, We’re trying to hold a wake on here. Oh and put your bloody shirt on ! Brian Waring Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:38:54 Report abuse Skirge, obviously you see a lot more of him than us, but I get the impression when I’ve seen him on tele, that he just wants to start kicking off, he always seems to be looking for trouble, what do you think? BUT raig lawton Posted 07/08/2008 at 17:45:30 Report abuse alan smith has passed his medical and will be unvailed tomorrow, i work as a barber in town and have just cut the doctors hair that done his medical for him Best ITK ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Just cut the doctors hair, god damn. Is this really happening? They want him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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