Unlucky Luque Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "Manchester City are turning to feng shui in a bid to help them become successful on the pitch. Magic crystals have been buried under the Eastlands turf and reception areas, offices and the club shop have been filled with lucky fortune trees, three-legged monkey toads and buddhas. (Daily Mirror)" Nice going Thaksin "Dad, can I have the new away strip and a three legged monkey toad?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I don't even know what a three legged monkey toad is, and I want one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 hehehe brilliant i bet we get linked with signing one in the chronicle... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest exilim Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Having missed out on superstar Brazilian Ronaldinho, Manchester City have resorted to feng shui to boost their chances this season. Magic crystals have been buried under the turf to energise the team's players. Several have already been dug into the centre circle - and dozens more will be hidden beneath the corner flags before the season kicks off on August 17, according to The Daily Mirror. Bosses believe the crystals will turn the ￠G90million City of Manchester Stadium into a hub of 'positive energy and harmony'. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1035901/Feng-shui-City-aiming-Zen-masters-Premier-League-help-crystal-palace.html Seriously Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Oh my. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thenige Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Total rubbish I know, but what's to stop it helping the other team at the same time? Are they going to ask the crystals only to unleash their fantastic power on players in light blue shirts only? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=54333.0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Total rubbish I know, but what's to stop it helping the other team at the same time? Are they going to ask the crystals only to unleash their fantastic power on players in light blue shirts only? mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 hehehe brilliant i bet we get linked with signing one in the chronicle... aye and in the nick-o-time we'll pull out of it and mess it up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 And NE5 will come blazing in saying that the new owner's lack on interest in three-legged monkey toads indicates a deplorable lack of ambition, and anyone who disagrees must be a thick cunt., Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Nah. Toad + Machete = Newcastle in the Champions League Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Nah. Toad + Machete = Newcastle in the Champions League but of course!!!! genius!!! why go down the genetic engineering route when a good old butchering can be just as effective! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Don't worry, Ashley's sent Wise out to fish for some tadpoles so we can be lucky in 2012 if they turn out to be the right kind of toads. They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc wouldn't they also have to be in-bred to have 3 legs in the first place? Nah. Toad + Machete = Newcastle in the Champions League but of course!!!! genius!!! why go down the genetic engineering route when a good old butchering can be just as effective! What can I say? I'm a visionary... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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