Guest Toon Saint Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 'Salman Rushdie peacefully completes his new novel' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 david thinks.." i would love to stick my tounge right up there but that piece of string tells me it aint on" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowndsy Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 "if victoria catches me im dead, but my god what a fucking view" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 david thinks...."f*** it ....that piece of string aint gonna stop me,this'll feel like beef on my tounge compared to the razor blade labia i'm used to" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diddimz Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Girl thinks...I can get David to look at me, pretend i took him home, sell the story to the sun make a small fortune and piss off his fvcking wife all in one go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I only realised David Beckham was in the picture after reading some of the responses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Fucking hell, she don't have look like my ex Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cfhpantera27 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 wonder if victoria would let me wear a pair of them shorts later on?.... or, ..forgive me lord for i am about to sin ..several times, before i get home to that skinny talentless bitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 ''one-two with zidane here, and i reckon i could curl it in'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 "Oh God if that is Michael Jackson behind me I am gonna make like an Ostrich and bury my head up that lady's arse and pretend I haven't seen him" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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