Guest gggg Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 One of the kids could play just as bad as Coloccini for nothing. Am i alone in thinking that Collocinni has actually played well for us in the 3 games we've played?? He was hopeless in the only game he was tested in. Reading played with no strikers and haven't scored all season so anybody could have kept a clean sheet. Fucked up the other night aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiekev Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 One of the kids could play just as bad as Coloccini for nothing. Am i alone in thinking that Collocinni has actually played well for us in the 3 games we've played?? We've kept 2 clean sheets in a row with harper hardly troubled. Aye, and we haven't got anyone to come in if either Taylor or Colloccinni either leave or get injured so we can't afford to get rid of either of them. Yes and you really must have been watching a different game Taylor had to constantly bail collo out the shite, I swear if he cut that damn mop off his head he would see the forwards turning him.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject Wise words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 You's are blinkered by your hatred of Collocinni and undying love for 2 pools who is equally as likely to drop a bollock as everyone else yet somehow goes uncriticised. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Kadar and Tozer got shagged by Tresor kandal. I'd be ashamed to get anihiliated by him, he's bloody woeful. Anyone thinking they'd do better than Coloccini need to wake up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Coloccini man, you'd think he'd look better in a worse league but apparently not. I never thought he was as bad as people ever made out but he hasn't improved either, which I thought he'd do when we dropped down a division. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark This /\ Shaky for 5 mins against reading then settled down and had a good game. if the crowd are on his back he'll do shit as it'll dent his confidence, give him a bit of support and he'll be okay and as far as i am concerned he's played well so far this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark Bollocks. He was woeful in the second half at WBA and nearly gifted Jeffers a goal in the last ten on Wed. He HAS to go. He's a centre half who can't deal with physical strikers and can't deal with pacy strikers. Its the worst combination possible for the league we're in. Teams are going to target him and will get joy. Obviously if he is moved on he will have to be replaced but the replacement won't be paid the ridiculous amount we pay Colocinni. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Always seems to end up the wrong side of strikers, always seems to commit himself, fail to win the ball and have to run back with no chance of catching them, hoping that they fuck up their one on one or someone else gets to them. That said, we aren't organised enough to actually make a signing and replace him if he goes,. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. You're missing neesy's point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. You're missing neesy's point. I assumed his point was that the press know nothing? Why else would he point that out other than to say we're all panicking for nothing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark Bollocks. He was woeful in the second half at WBA and nearly gifted Jeffers a goal in the last ten on Wed. He HAS to go. He's a centre half who can't deal with physical strikers and can't deal with pacy strikers. Its the worst combination possible for the league we're in. Teams are going to target him and will get joy. Obviously if he is moved on he will have to be replaced but the replacement won't be paid the ridiculous amount we pay Colocinni. How did he nearly gift Jeffers a goal? What did he do wrong in the second half vs Brom? Far too many sheep at SJP, stop listening to what the dickhead next to you says man. Watch him, watch his contribution. Rarely does it involve last ditch tackles and chest thumping, but it CAN be effective. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I think people are still psycologically affected from when we sat around laughing at all this media bollocks about Keegan being unhappy, Ashley not looking at the books properly before buying or wanting to sell up, Wise meddling in transfers etc etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. You're missing neesy's point. I assumed his point was that the press know nothing? Why else would he point that out other than to say we're all panicking for nothing? Aye, well. I think in fairness to neesy he was simply questioning why folks are quite so ready to believe the first rumour that gets posted on here, and treat it as gospel truth, before it's even been verified...especially if it's more "bad news"... There's a fair few of us on here who are running round like Chicken Licken proclaiming that the sky's about to fall in. It's certainly cloudy and not looking too bright, I'd agree.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. You're missing neesy's point. I assumed his point was that the press know nothing? Why else would he point that out other than to say we're all panicking for nothing? Aye, well. I think in fairness to neesy he was simply questioning why folks are quite so ready to believe the first rumour that gets posted on here, and treat it as gospel truth, before it's even been verified...especially if it's more "bad news"... There's a fair few of us on here who are running round like Chicken Licken proclaiming that the sky's about to fall in. It's certainly cloudy and not looking too bright, I'd agree.... The stuff I said in my first reply is all fact. A couple of wins against shite opposition doesn't make everything rosy again, unless your name is Mike Ashley of course. Not only is it very easy to believe the bad news stories, we're actively making them ourselves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 why the fuck do ppl on here complain about all the shit the press come's up with and then believe anything they say the press know fuck all about what's happening, hence why they are making up stories each day about the club and probably why the chronicle is writing so little on the subject I'm pretty certain we've lost Martins, Beye, Bassong, Owen, Duff, Cacapa, Lovenkrands, Viduka and Edgar and brought in Danny Simpson on loan. I'm also pretty certain that we have no manager and the transfer window shuts in 11 days. The press don't have to make any shit up. You're missing neesy's point. I assumed his point was that the press know nothing? Why else would he point that out other than to say we're all panicking for nothing? Aye, well. I think in fairness to neesy he was simply questioning why folks are quite so ready to believe the first rumour that gets posted on here, and treat it as gospel truth, before it's even been verified...especially if it's more "bad news"... There's a fair few of us on here who are running round like Chicken Licken proclaiming that the sky's about to fall in. It's certainly cloudy and not looking too bright, I'd agree.... The stuff I said in my first reply is all fact. A couple of wins against shite opposition doesn't make everything rosy again, unless your name is Mike Ashley of course. Not only is it very easy to believe the bad news stories, we're actively making them ourselves. Where have I said that everything in the garden is rosy? Not sure tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Where have I said that you said... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Anyway, back to the good stuff: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/championship/newcastleunited/6069804/Newcastle-United-still-courting-Barry-Moat-as-deal-nears.html Telegraph Sport understands that negotiations between Moat and Ashley, first disclosed here, are at an advanced stage and a deal could be closed next week. The two sides are understood to be close to agreeing a price - Ashley is seeking 100million - and Moat's finance is thought to be in place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Telegraph Sport understands that negotiations between Moat and Ashley, first disclosed here, are at an advanced stage and a deal could be closed next week. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/championship/newcastleunited/6069804/Newcastle-United-still-courting-Barry-Moat-as-deal-nears.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark Bollocks. He was woeful in the second half at WBA and nearly gifted Jeffers a goal in the last ten on Wed. He HAS to go. He's a centre half who can't deal with physical strikers and can't deal with pacy strikers. Its the worst combination possible for the league we're in. Teams are going to target him and will get joy. Obviously if he is moved on he will have to be replaced but the replacement won't be paid the ridiculous amount we pay Colocinni. How did he nearly gift Jeffers a goal? What did he do wrong in the second half vs Brom? Far too many sheep at SJP, stop listening to what the dickhead next to you says man. Watch him, watch his contribution. Rarely does it involve last ditch tackles and chest thumping, but it CAN be effective. Fuck off man. You're acting like you see something in Coloccini that no one else does to try and make it look like you're more learned than we are. Everyone says he's shit because he is shit. He is currently offering nothing more than being a body in defence. He lost Jeffers for that one on one late on. When Jeffers just drifted off him. Just like Luke Moore did before he turned him inside out and Krul had to make the save with his foot. He can't win a fuckin header. Anyone with a bit of pace gets in behind in easily. He marks poorly. He does not defend the box well. If you dispute any of this, plenty of evidence can be provided. Sears will cause him all kinds of problems tomorrow. So yes, his defending does not involve last ditch tackles or chest thumping. It doesn't involve winning headers or marking effectively either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Looked fine against Reading and didn't have a bad game against WBA or Sheff Wed after the 45 minute mark Bollocks. He was woeful in the second half at WBA and nearly gifted Jeffers a goal in the last ten on Wed. He HAS to go. He's a centre half who can't deal with physical strikers and can't deal with pacy strikers. Its the worst combination possible for the league we're in. Teams are going to target him and will get joy. Obviously if he is moved on he will have to be replaced but the replacement won't be paid the ridiculous amount we pay Colocinni. How did he nearly gift Jeffers a goal? What did he do wrong in the second half vs Brom? Far too many sheep at SJP, stop listening to what the dickhead next to you says man. Watch him, watch his contribution. Rarely does it involve last ditch tackles and chest thumping, but it CAN be effective. Fuck off man. You're acting like you see something in Coloccini that no one else does to try and make it look like you're more learned than we are. Everyone says he's shit because he is shit. He is currently offering nothing more than being a body in defence. He lost Jeffers for that one on one late on. When Jeffers just drifted off him. Just like Luke Moore did before he turned him inside out and Krul had to make the save with his foot. He can't win a fuckin header. Anyone with a bit of pace gets in behind in easily. He marks poorly. He does not defend the box well. If you dispute any of this, plenty of evidence can be provided. Sears will cause him all kinds of problems tomorrow. So yes, his defending does not involve last ditch tackles or chest thumping. It doesn't involve winning headers or marking effectively either. There are 4 people in the back 4 and also a bank of 4 midfielders in front of them yet people choose to single out one player for criticism. Colocinni has played pretty well in our first 3 games, especially considering the derision aimed at him. We also currently have no one else at the club to come in and play in place of him or 2 pools. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Even if a deal was agreed on Monday as a best case scenario, surely we'd be looking at two or three days at least to get the legal shit done so then we'd be giving any new manager (would Shearer still come at this point?) like two working days to do any transfer dealings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Surely the best thing to do for your own mental health is to come to the conclusion that we are going to (regardless of the ownership problem being resolved one way or the other by Monday) be facing a good few months without any substantial player investment being possible. It's far from desirable, but it is where we are and the sooner people get that into their heads the better. Unless someone from on here comes up with a miraculous windfall and can buy the club outright, and has amazing connections around the footballing world, we simply aren't going to be looking at anything other than a truly torrid time, scrapping for points and hoping that we can somehow evade the inevitable injury crisis that will ensue. Fucking mess, but there we are. I really don't see the point in torturing yourself any further. Why give the fat cockney cunt the pleasure of knowing he's making thousands of Geordies squirm with anxiety? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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