kane2005 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 "Who's the Geordie in defence In defence, in defence Who's the Geordie in defence, Steven Taylor! He grew up in Whitley Bay Whitley Bay, Whitley Bay Steven Taylor.." "Ohh Habib Beye, We signed him from Marseille, And in wooorrrr defence, He's fucking immense" "Some come on and the Geordies sing, We know we're gonna wiiiin, Geordie boys will, drink where ever we go, Don't wanna go home! I don't wanna go home! This is the best trip we've ever been on..." "Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury No said Joe I don't think so, But I've heard of The Leazes aggro!" "We've travelled far and wide, Ukraine to Merseyside, But theres only one place, I want to be, It's in the Leazes End, Where Geordies never end And all the Chelsea fans lie dead at our feet." "Some call us Newcastle United, Some call us the cream of the land, And heres to Bobby Moncur, The fairs cup in his hands, We're better than Glasgow Rangers, We're better than Celtic too, And if you don't support us you must be a Sun'lund, Joe Joe Joe Harvey..." "We are the Geordies, The Cock of the North, We all hate Sun'lund, And 'Boro of course (and Leeds!) We all drink whiskey and Newcastle brown, The Geordie boys are in town, Naa, na, na.. Na na na na na na TOON!" "If you want to go to heaven when you die If you want to go to heaven when you die You must wear a black and white bonnet With Newcastle written on it If you want to go to heaven when you die.." "If your proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands (clap clap) If your proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands (clap clap) If your proud to be a Geordie, proud to be a Geordie Proud to be a Geordie clap yer hands! (clap clap clap clap clap)" "We will follow United over land and sea We will follow United into history We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Sunderland too We hate Man United, but Newcastle we love you All together now..." "What shall we do with a drunken Mackem? What shall we do with a drunken Mackem? What shall we do with a drunken Mackem? Early in the morning. Kick him in the c**t until hes sober, Kick him in the c**t until hes sober, Kick him in the c**t until hes sober, Early in the morning.." "We were drunk last night and drunk the night before, Tonight we'll get drunk like we've never been before, And when we drink we're as happy as can be Cos we are the drunk and disorderly DRINK DRINK wherever we may be We are the drunk and disorderly and when we drink were as happy as can be Cos we are the drunk and disorderly.. I was in court last week and the judge said to me, You are the Scum of society, I said to him 'Wey what can you dee', We are the drunk and disorderly " "Whos that team they call United, Whos that team we all adore, Oh they play in in Black and White, And were aren't allowed to fight, We'll support you ever more" "When i wake up, Well i know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the mag whos goin to the toon, When i get drunk, Well i know ime gonna be, I'm gonna be the mag whos gettin drunk with you, When i'm standin, Well i know i'm gonna be, I'm gonna be be the mag whos standin next to you, Well I would walk 500 miles, And I would walk 500 more, To be the mag to walk 1000 miles, Just to see Newcastle score!" "I wanna be a Magpie Ranger, I wanna be a Magpie Ranger, Only live for Sex and Danger, Only live for Sex and Danger, Go leeeeeeft, go left, Go left, right, left, Go left, go right, go pick up your stride go left, go right, go left!" "This club is my club, Made out of two clubs, To form United, Oh what a great club, We'll always be there, Lose, win, we don't care, We are the Geordies of NUFC.. Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury No said Joe I don't think so, But I've heard of The Leazes aggro We've travelled far and wide, We've been to Merseyside, But theres only one place, I want to be, It's in the Leazes End, Where Geordies never end And all the Chelsea fans lie dead at our feet. Some call us Newcastle United, Some call us the cream of the land, And heres to Bobby Moncur, The fairs cup in his hands, We're better than Glasgow Rangers, We're better than Celtic too, And if you don't support us you must be a Sun'lund, Joe Joe Joe Harvey heres a slant on the gers song........... copeland road:- As I was walking down Barrack Road I saw a bunch of strangers; They said to me it is plain to see youre in the famous Magpie Rangers. So I took them to St James's Park to see the flags unfurl; The boys sang loud and the Magpie crowd showed they are the best fans in the world U-N-I -- T-E-D Theres only one UNITED and it's NUFC To hell with Sheff United To hell with Boro too We're gunna fight fight fight for Uniiited Til we win the football league Anarchy in the UK: I am a geordie lad and I hate sunderland I know what I want and I know how to get it I wanna destroy the championship Cos Ayeeeeeee Wanna beeeeeeee Tooon Armmy . . . Oh were the geordies The super geordies Were Newcastle They say we win no trophies Tell us something we dont know We follow our newcastle Through the rain the sleet or snow Im a geordie Im a geordie Going Up Going Up Im a magpie Im a magpie Going Up Going Up Add new songs or old ones please . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wshmag Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Habib beye is not immense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Champiooooooon-ship, Champiooooooon-ship, olé, olé, olé! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Oooooooh! Ranger Boy I tell 'em Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy Oooooooh! He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh! [Chorus: x2] Ranger Boy off in this hoe. Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him oh! Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then superman that hoe! Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) [Verse 1:] Ranger boy off in this hoe Watch him shoot and watch him rock Superman that hoe Now watch him sink that scouser Kop Super fresh, now watch him jock Jocking on them mackems man When he shoots that ball in goal He leans to left and shoots that goal (Now youuu) He's pissing on them bitches ass And if we get the goal Then he's pissing on yo bitch You catch him at yo local party He's drinkin' at it every day Haterz get mad cause He's got straight bananas. [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] He's bouncin' on his toes Watch him super soak that hoe He's gonna pass it to the Vukick And he's gonna shoot it in for sho! Haterz wanna be him Ranger Boy, he's the man They be lookin' at his feet But they be movin' too fast man, man Watch him do it, watch him do it Shoot, shoot Let's get to it, let's get to it Nope, you can't do it like him Dope, so don't do it like him Folk, I see you tryna do it like him Man that damn was ugly [Chorus x2] He's off to finish off this hoe Watch him shoot and Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then Superman that hoe, Super soak that hoe [x9] He's to fresh for this hoe Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal And Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman that Bitch (Awwwwwww) (You) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Oooooooh! Ranger Boy I tell 'em Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy Oooooooh! He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh! [Chorus: x2] Ranger Boy off in this hoe. Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him oh! Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then superman that hoe! Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) [Verse 1:] Ranger boy off in this hoe Watch him shoot and watch him rock Superman that hoe Now watch him sink that scouser Kop Super fresh, now watch him jock Jocking on them mackems man When he shoots that ball in goal He leans to left and shoots that goal (Now youuu) He's pissing on them bitches ass And if we get the goal Then he's pissing on yo bitch You catch him at yo local party He's drinkin' at it every day Haterz get mad cause He's got straight bananas. [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] He's bouncin' on his toes Watch him super soak that hoe He's gonna pass it to the Vukick And he's gonna shoot it in for sho! Haterz wanna be him Ranger Boy, he's the man They be lookin' at his feet But they be movin' too fast man, man Watch him do it, watch him do it Shoot, shoot Let's get to it, let's get to it Nope, you can't do it like him Dope, so don't do it like him Folk, I see you tryna do it like him Man that damn was ugly [Chorus x2] He's off to finish off this hoe Watch him shoot and Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then Superman that hoe, Super soak that hoe [x9] He's to fresh for this hoe Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal And Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman that Bitch (Awwwwwww) (You) The best. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Oooooooh! Ranger Boy I tell 'em Hey I got a new striker fo you all called the Ranger Boy Oooooooh! He gotta shoot the ball three times from let to right Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahh! [Chorus: x2] Ranger Boy off in this hoe. Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him oh! Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then superman that hoe! Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) Now watch him youuu (Shoot that ball in goal) [Verse 1:] Ranger boy off in this hoe Watch him shoot and watch him rock Superman that hoe Now watch him sink that scouser Kop Super fresh, now watch him jock Jocking on them mackems man When he shoots that ball in goal He leans to left and shoots that goal (Now youuu) He's pissing on them bitches ass And if we get the goal Then he's pissing on yo bitch You catch him at yo local party He's drinkin' at it every day Haterz get mad cause He's got straight bananas. [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] He's bouncin' on his toes Watch him super soak that hoe He's gonna pass it to the Vukick And he's gonna shoot it in for sho! Haterz wanna be him Ranger Boy, he's the man They be lookin' at his feet But they be movin' too fast man, man Watch him do it, watch him do it Shoot, shoot Let's get to it, let's get to it Nope, you can't do it like him Dope, so don't do it like him Folk, I see you tryna do it like him Man that damn was ugly [Chorus x2] He's off to finish off this hoe Watch him shoot and Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal Then Superman that hoe, Super soak that hoe [x9] He's to fresh for this hoe Watch him shoot it Watch him score Watch him shoot that ball in goal And Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman That Bitch, Superman that Bitch (Awwwwwww) (You) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonpete1892 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing, supporting the team wherever they go, Singing for a living, hoping that we're winning, filling grounds wherever we go, And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we want is to do is have some fun, We're white and black, black and white, the geordie boys are up for a promotion fight. (although the last line needs a bit of work on) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 I bleed, black and white I am aaa mackem hater I know what i want And i know how to get it I wanna destroy the SOS (?) Cos Ayeeeeeee Wanna beeeeeeee A Maaaagpiiiiieeee (Anarchy in the UK) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 To be fair that was shit on the TU site and it's shit now haha. Try getting something which fits to the tune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Whos that team they call United, Whos that team we all adore, Oh they play in in Black and White, And were aren't allowed to fight, We'll support you ever more" Forty Geordies went to Rome, Just to see the Pope Forty Geordies went to Rome, Just to see the Pope And this is what he saiiiiiiiid "Whose that team they call Newcastle? Whose that team they all adore? Because they play in black and white And they're fucking dynamite And we'll support Newcastle ever more We are Black We are White We are Fucking Dynamite (TOON TOON) official AU song of Newcastle University (although they change it to Blue & White) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Geordies in the Championship to the tune of Geordies in the Champions League Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 The Beye one to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles that someone posted is 10000000x better than that 'immense' one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 To be fair that was s*** on the TU site and it's s*** now haha. Try getting something which fits to the tune. From someone who posted this tripe, "Whos that team they call United, Whos that team we all adore, Oh they play in in Black and White, And were aren't allowed to fight, We'll support you ever more" it's a bit rich. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 To be fair that was s*** on the TU site and it's s*** now haha. Try getting something which fits to the tune. To be fair , I fucked up. I copied this from a topic on the TU. From someone who posted this tripe, "Whos that team they call United, Whos that team we all adore, Oh they play in in Black and White, And were aren't allowed to fight, We'll support you ever more" it's a bit rich. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Just a simple one for Kevin Nolan to Limp Bizkit. "Kev Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, Nooolan, Kev Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, Nolan." etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Just a simple one for Kevin Nolan to Limp Bizkit. "Kev Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, Nooolan, Kev Nolan, Nolan, Nolan, Nolan." etc. V.Gooood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the Championship we go When we get to Blackpool This is what we'll sing We are Geordies, super Geordies Shearer/Martinez/Danny Wilson* is our king! * delete as appropriate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Have you ever seen a mackem in Scunthorpe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Always one that brings a chuckle is to No Limit: No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, Kevin Nolan! Crap, but makes me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Always one that brings a chuckle is to No Limit: No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, Kevin Nolan! Crap, but makes me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 WE ARE STAYING UP, WE ARE STAYING UP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 "What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor? Early in the morning. Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Always flew past Given. Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Early in the morning. Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises. All land in the Leazes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 This thead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 "What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor What shall we do with the Ryan Taylor? Early in the morning. Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Sign him up coz he took good free-kicks Always flew past Given. Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Put him in a Toon shirt and watch him take them Early in the morning. Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises. Way hay, and up she rises. All land in the Leazes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 "If you're happy and you know it Lovenkrands" *clap clap* The new "Do the Ameobi" in waiting tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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