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Joey Barton


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Haha, reminds me of a Monkey Dust sketch.

 

[some new parents are discussing what to name their baby.]

Mother: I know what we should call him. How about Jacoby?

Baby: [thinking] What?

Father: That's nice, although I had rather set my heart on Hugo.

Baby: [thinking] Hugo? Hugo?! You fucking twat!

Father: Then again, we could name him after my grandfather, Thursby.

Baby: [thinking] You absolute fucking tosser! They will beat me like a Chipperfield monkey!

Mother: No, I know what's nice.

Baby: [thinking] Dave! Steve! Chris! Steve! Dave! Anything!

Mother: Hercules!

Baby: [thinking] Oh, that's a good idea - if I want to be a fucking gladiator!

Father: The classical touch is nice, but how about Archimedes?

Baby: [thinking] How about "Fucking Gaylord" and be done with it!

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Guest palnese

His lass is canny nice like  :love:

 

£80kpw.

 

Joey's a good looking lad though, I'm sure that plays some part.

 

 

;)

 

And a cunt. That lass can't be right in the head.

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