AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 This thread! Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 You overweight gentleman, ( or person with a medical problem ), from another area. Please sell the club ( you purchased but can't afford to finance) and leave. Thank you. Hows that? Much better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 The Jones songs are just needless racist shit, the Ashely song is daft but he gets the point, thats all that matters. Thats the whole issue, what point does it get across? It gets the message of hate and 'please fuck off' across but its not very clear about why since it implies that he should 'fuck off' because he is a cockney. As if him being something else would have made a difference. Wont he just think 'they actually dont give a fuck or think about the decisions i make, no matter what i do it will be wrong because i'm a cockney'? Its not because he is a cockney is it? Thats what it implies to the media and to other supporters though. Its only because of the impression given out that i can be bothered to type this as personally i find it quite amusing, in an inward looking sort of way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 So on Wednesday we all have to sing, "Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) cluuuuuuuuub, You rather large, whether from glandular or consuming more calories than you use reason's, home counties male who has questionable parentage, despite your dad possibly being a nice bloke, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing cunt, get out of our club'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 So on Wednesday we all have to sing, "Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) cluuuuuuuuub, You rather large, whether from glandular or consuming more calories than you use reason's, home counties male who has questionable parentage, despite your dad possibly being a nice bloke, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club!" Yeah, but there's no need for the apostrophe in "reason's" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 So on Wednesday we all have to sing, "Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) cluuuuuuuuub, You rather large, whether from glandular or consuming more calories than you use reason's, home counties male who has questionable parentage, despite your dad possibly being a nice bloke, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club!" Yeah, but there's no need for the apostrophe in "reason's" razz: Thank you for putting me right, I shall sleep better tonight for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 So on Wednesday we all have to sing, "Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) cluuuuuuuuub, You rather large, whether from glandular or consuming more calories than you use reason's, home counties male who has questionable parentage, despite your dad possibly being a nice bloke, Get out of our (by association only, really it does belong to you as you actually bought it) club!" Yeah, but there's no need for the apostrophe in "reason's" razz: Thank you for putting me right, I shall sleep better tonight for it. I don't want you to "sleep better tonight for it". I want you to fucking well LEARN to use your native language PROPERLY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Some people are genuinely more concerned about this than the fact the fat cockney bastard got us relegated. I think you're clever enough to realise that that's bollocks tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Ashley's probably thinking: "Derek's put on weight...but fat? Those chants are harsh on him. Well at least they aren't bothered about me anymore, thank god for that!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Ah well, that's employment law for you. It's a right fucker isn't it - him getting all that money for fucking us up and getting us relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Ah well, that's employment law for you. It's a right fucker isn't it - him getting all that money for fucking us up and getting us relegated. When Ashley sells off more players to get his cash back at least we'll know it's gone to a good cause Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Ah well, that's employment law for you. It's a right fucker isn't it - him getting all that money for fucking us up and getting us relegated. When Ashley sells off more players to get his cash back at least we'll know it's gone to a good cause We've never had it so good, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Tbf to Mike the best thing he has done recently is loan his club money to pay off its debts at least that money is not going down in value like everything else he has touched of late or is associated with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Tbf to Mike the best thing he has done recently is loan his club money to pay off its debts at least that money is not going down in value like everything else he has touched of late or is associated with. Woah, Woah, Woah!!!! That almost sounds like support for Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Tbf to Mike the best thing he has done recently is loan his club money to pay off its debts at least that money is not going down in value like everything else he has touched of late or is associated with. Woah, Woah, Woah!!!! That almost sounds like support for Ashley. Key word ALMOST Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Tbf to Mike the best thing he has done recently is loan his club money to pay off its debts at least that money is not going down in value like everything else he has touched of late or is associated with. Woah, Woah, Woah!!!! That almost sounds like support for Ashley. Key word ALMOST Indeed, hence its inclusion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 How about 'You have the nerve to make a profit in jan, you stupid messiah killing c***, get out of our club'. i'd still guess the club didn't make a profit in january. Keegan's probably going to make a bigger profit in one month than Ashley has in two years at Newcastle. Tbf to Mike the best thing he has done recently is loan his club money to pay off its debts at least that money is not going down in value like everything else he has touched of late or is associated with. Woah, Woah, Woah!!!! That almost sounds like support for Ashley. Key word ALMOST Indeed, hence its inclusion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felling Mag Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 'Fat Greedy Bastard' Genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 The rest of the country refers to Londoners as cockneys, it's wrong but absolutely widespread. I don't think we should worry about the technicalities of the chant while our club is stuck f***ing around in the Championship... And I can't remember fans of other clubs getting worked up about a chant containing the words "sad Geordie bast@rds". And if it might offend people here. If the southerners don't like it ? Fuckem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 get out of our club get out of our club Newcastle United is in the wrong hands that is what we should be singing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Sing it for 90 fuckin minutes against Peterborough! Fat cockney bastard, get out of our club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 "Sports Direct is fucking shit" works. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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