Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 In the football NWOAT thread, I love it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Straight to the fucking Ace Posts thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 In the football NWOAT thread, I love it. Well i didn't know what to do or where to put it, tbh i'm sitting here watching the clock biting my nails. Frankly i'm petrified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Well wouldn't you know its Mrs Bimpy's 38th birthday today. Just before she left for work she whispered softly into my ear like a foghorn "i'll home at 10pm tonight darling". Ahh f***, i know what this means, she has the horn but once a year and birthday time it is. Personally i'm blaming the fecking moon for not bringing the menstrual cycle to my rescue, but no the useless lump of rock has let me down.......again. Wish me luck guys and light a candle for me this time next year, if i disappear forever after tonight. A horned up Humongous orang u tang is enough to give anyone a heart attack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Try to have fun mate - good luck! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Try to have fun mate - good luck! Fun is not what i'd call it but i'll give it go in trying to enjoy myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Love Bimpy, all the best sweet prince x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Love Bimpy, all the best sweet prince x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tap yourself out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Snap your cock off/come out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tap yourself out? I was more thinking of faking a migraine but the anger in her face will actually give me a real one. Oh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Say you're still recovering from shock at the fixture lists news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Snap your cock off/come out. Tbh she's so manly i'm already half way there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/dec/02/borussia-dortmund-premier-league?CMP=twt_gu Completely agree with everything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Admit it, you're the man behind the Big Sam twitter aren't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Say you're still recovering from shock at the fixture lists news. If i mention football she would punch me to the ground violently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Admit it, you're the man behind the Big Sam twitter aren't you? I wish i was, they would get first airing on here Alas i'm not in his league for funnies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? make it look like your house has been robbed, then she won't be in the mood for sex. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted December 2, 2012 Share Posted December 2, 2012 Tick tock. Suggestions for a way out of my dilemma would be nice, like. fake a robbery What ? make it look like your house has been robbed, then she won't be in the mood for sex. Seeing as she has taken a sabatical from housework, it looks like we've been burgled as it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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