Ronaldo Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Such a handsome man as well, that's the tragedy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Matt 'remember him' Jansen fkd his career in similar fashion. Yes I fucking do. Kept scoring against us. Best wishes to Carlo, I can see you lurking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 In other news,Valentino Rossi has suffered horrific injuri es,attempting to catch an inswinging corner. Madness as other posters have said,a professional footballer,insured by his club to the hilt,travelling by motorbike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 When I first saw the post, I read it as 'Coloccini' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 When I first saw the post, I read it as 'Coloccini' Are you retarded? or is your graphics card shite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dazzanufc1892 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 cant believe his contract would have allowed this tbh strikes of matt jansen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 When I first saw the post, I read it as 'Coloccini' Are you retarded? or is your graphics card shite? Thats a bit unneccessary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Moral of the story: Don't fuck with Abramovich. Get well soon Carlo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garth Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. Motorbikes are dangerous to drive, for whatever reasons, and thus it's a risk a professional footballer shouldn't be taking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 "a risk a professional footballer shouldn't be taking" -- it's almost as if their job in any way were important. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 "a risk a professional footballer shouldn't be taking" -- it's almost as if their job in any way were important. In the cold light of day you're right of course but what if it was you paying him £30k pw? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I've got to say I agree, presumably footballers love the game and the immense wages etc... so I'm very surprised they put their careers at risk like this. Then again, nobody thinks it will happen to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous unless you're on a road? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Saggy face claims he had no idea Carlo owned a bike? How is that possible, does he park down the street from the training ground every day? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Aye, and this should tell you that the notion of separating the two factors is entirely retarded. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Eh? What are you on about, love? Do a lot of stationary, indoor motorcycling, do you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Eh? What are you on about, love? Do a lot of stationary, indoor motorcycling, do you? No done a lot of moving, outdoor motorcycling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 She does a lot of riding that's for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Eh? What are you on about, love? Do a lot of stationary, indoor motorcycling, do you? No done a lot of moving, outdoor motorcycling. Isn't that a bit dangerous? What with all those cars moving at speed and inconsiderate drivers? You want to watch yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 She does a lot of riding that's for sure Crawl back under your stone Mac-man. Why the f*** would a professional footballer ride a motorbike.. f***ing things are deathtraps. Motorbikes aren't the problem it's the fucking car drivers. The fact that Mother and child walked away from the accident suggests that the problem is that its dangerous to ride motorbikes. The mother and child walked away because they were in a cocoon of metal called a motor car. Riding a motorbike is not a dangerous thing until you add other factors in such as speed, other drivers who don't check properly and pull out infront of bikers, idiots who ride without helmets etc. So, what you mean is that riding a motorbike isn't dangerous untless you're on a road? Just like being a pedestrian isn't all that dangerous until you add vehicles into the equation. Eh? What are you on about, love? Do a lot of stationary, indoor motorcycling, do you? No done a lot of moving, outdoor motorcycling. Isn't that a bit dangerous? What with all those cars moving at speed and inconsiderate drivers? You want to watch yourself. Will do, thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Blefuscu is a comedy genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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