jdckelly Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/news/2011/01/09/football-advisor-kia-drives-into-toon-102039-22835574/ Football advisor Kia drives into Toon Jan 9 2011 By Alan Oliver, The People NEWCASTLE UNITED have appointed controversial Iranian businessman Kia Joorabchian as their football advisor. The news will shock the Toon army but the Newcastle top brass are looking to cash in on Joorabchian’s worldwide galaxy of players. At the last count the Iranian had the image rights to 60 or 70 top players throughout the world The most famous is Carlos Tevez at Manchester City who hangs on every word the Iranian-born British-educated businessman tells him. And Newcastle boss Alan Pardew is no stranger to Joorabchian influence. For it was in his time as manager of West Ham that Joorabchian brought Argentinians Tevez and Javier Mascherano to Upton Park. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/news/2011/01/09/football-advisor-kia-drives-into-toon-102039-22835574/ :lol: what was that about 'favours to agents' and the whole Gonzalez debacle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 wat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Wow, Pardew will be pleased/WHAT THE FUCK MAN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 WTF? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 What a shit gag btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? its written by oliver so probably not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 More disappointed that Anal is still alive tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? its written by oliver so probably not 'have appointed'....it's happened = facts? What the fuck is he up to? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Good old anal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Anal's problem is his writing style, not his grasp on reality. This is probably true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Anal's problem is his writing style, not his grasp on reality. This is probably true. his grip on reality was loose at the best of times however Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? its written by oliver so probably not 'have appointed'....it's happened = facts? What the fuck is he up to? And is this an official role, ie we're employing him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I'm just surprised that the phrases "I understand" and "wide of the mark" haven't been used in the article Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 LOL The Toon man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I'm just surprised that the phrases "I understand" and "wide of the mark" haven't been used in the article I understand that suggestions he was going to use those phrases are wide of the mark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 This not the type of thing that should be mentioned on .cock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 sooooooooooooo tevez to toon? only logical conclusion really Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? its written by oliver so probably not 'have appointed'....it's happened = facts? What the fuck is he up to? And is this an official role, ie we're employing him? I doubt he's doing it for free? Something's not right. I am a cynical cunt though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 What's a football advisor? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 sooooooooooooo tevez to toon? only logical conclusion really Not his slave anymore Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Had a lot to do with Abramovich going to Chelsea and the Arabs going to City didn't he? *fingers crossed* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Is this real? its written by oliver so probably not 'have appointed'....it's happened = facts? What the f*** is he up to? And is this an official role, ie we're employing him? I doubt he's doing it for free? Something's not right. I am a cynical c*** though. Presume Dave means as in will he be directly employed by the club or just do some contract work finding players etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Had a lot to do with Abramovich going to Chelsea and the Arabs going to City didn't he? *fingers crossed* not that i heard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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