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His best mate is in on the act anarl, copying the quotes. However, in traditional style he's still providing moments of mirth.

 

Former head coach of Newcastle John Carver opens up on his Newcastle United exit two months after leaving my mutual consent

 

Whose mutual consent?

 

The Geordie head coach opted to use the Daily Telegraph as his platform to get his message out as he looks to return to the game.

 

Still keen to point out he's a Geordie, and unwilling to state that he's our ex/former head coach...

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif

 

:spit:

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif

 

:spit:

:lol: :lol:

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://darkman007.untergrund.net/photos/gif/true_lies_face_punch.gif

 

(no sequel for you)

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif

 

:spit:

:lol: :lol:

 

fucking hell the more I look at that the funnier it gets  :lol:

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif

 

:spit:

:lol: :lol:

 

f***ing hell the more I look at that the funnier it gets  :lol:

It's so perfect :lol:

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Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.”

 

http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif

[emoji38] That's stunning

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http://www.nufcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steve-stone-and-john-carver.jpg

 

 

That picture... I just... just...  :mackems:

 

No Mr Bond I expect you to....lick....die.

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That is scary and hilarious in equal measure.  Over the line mentioned twice.  Getting professional help because he is clearly deranged.  Probably should have gone to a psychiatrist and been locked up in a padded cell, mind. 

 

We are so lucky that he is gone. 

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That's what I thought.  Just conveniently ignore his record, his embarrassing interviews and comments, the horrendous football, all the hammerings we took. 

 

The bloke having a go at people, saying they should have applied for the job :lol:

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