Shak Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 I Googled the USA team there and ended up seeing an American football World Cup. What?! Has anyone other than the USA even come close to winning that? Japan won it before we entered. It's all players from the lower divisions of college football, as amateur as possible basically. Still won the last final 50-7 Fuck sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 When did Buffon get his hands transplanted and replaced with a pair of crisp packets? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Fairly certain Ireland would struggle to qualify against Honduras and co. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Buffon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 That guy with the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 That guy with the World Cup. Needs to be a gif. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Fairly certain Ireland would struggle to qualify against Honduras and co. Honduras would Flatley their whole shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Fairly certain Ireland would struggle to qualify against Honduras and co. Honduras would Flatley their whole shit. They don't have the complexion to withstand the Caribbean sun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. B-B-but we cannae qualify! Dere's no one tossing bags of piss at us! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Two good games. Great comp. Can't wait to see how shit the knockout games are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. B-B-but we cannae qualify! Dere's no one tossing bags of piss at us! Keep the fucking Scottish out of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Pat Nevin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 dis tournament Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. B-B-but we cannae qualify! Dere's no one tossing bags of piss at us! Keep the fucking Scottish out of this. I don't know what I'm doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 That goal needed a game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you. Leave our B-team alone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you. Hope. Wasting hope on the Ireland game. I hope your GD recovers after we peel you off the fucking deck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you. Leave our B-team alone! Half of the northeast U.S. would be massive Ireland fans if it came down to a U.S.-Ireland match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Only one team goes through in our group, 2nd place goes in to a play off round. 3, possibly 4 fucking teams go through in your group, which only has 6 teams to begin with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Listen, I was a big Ireland fan during Euro. Scrappy team, lot of heart. But hear me now, if y'all somehow make it to Brazil and get put in our group, I hope we beat the living piss out of you. Hope. Wasting hope on the Ireland game. I hope your GD recovers after we peel you off the fucking deck. Let's be honest, we'd settle for a piddling draw against Ireland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Well Brazil are kinda good. Be nice if they were decent next summer, looks like they will be. Prefer a shit Brazil, tbh. One more team in the way of our trophy. "Your" You're not Irish man, give it up. Is Ireland allowed at the World Cup? I mean, you have a team and everything? You don't just send the field hockey players or some shit? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Ireland_national_football_team#FIFA_World_Cup_record http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_men's_national_soccer_team#World_Cup_record Pipe down, Mike. God damn, Decky Island. God Damn. Look at your qualifying group man, that's fucking ridiculous. We're in with Germany and Sweden, and you're up against Honduras, Panama and God damn Jamaica! Jamaica would bite your shamrock off. Ireland has never played on the rocky dirt patches in Caribbean national stadiums. Must be nice, all that lush grass across Europe. The Faroe Island's ground was some guy's back yard, and Kazakhstan is as dry as a nun's cunt. You weren't saying shit about no god damn Faroe Islands and Kazakhstan a minute ago. A minute ago it was all "Ohhhh, Gormany!" "Ohhh, bleeding Sweden" "Ohhh I'd trade me lucky charms tee plee Jameeca." Now it's Faroe Island and Kazakhstan. Only one team goes through in our group, 2nd place goes in to a play off round. 3, possibly 4 fucking teams go through in your group, which only has 6 teams to begin with. But there are like 15 teams who qualify from UEFA. Fucking Austria is second in your group right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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