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Guest stokie5554

Ohh arfa is a goerdie

he wears the black and white

he doesn't play for sunderland

'cos they are fucking shite

he scores 'em with his left foot

he scores em with his right

and when we play the sunderland he'll score al fucking night

 

 

 

From a Stokie ;)

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(To the tune of Gold)

 

"Cheick Tiiiiiote, always believe in your soul,

You've got the power to know,

You're indestructible,

Always believe iiiiiit.

Cheick Tiote!"

 

:tiote:

 

I like how you shoehorn 4 syllables where there is only one in the original song.

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Ohh arfa is a goerdie

he wears the black and white

he doesn't play for sunderland

'cos they are fucking shite

he scores 'em with his left foot

he scores em with his right

and when we play the sunderland he'll score al fucking night

 

 

 

From a Stokie ;)

 

Pretty good :thup: Change the Ohhhh to a drawn out Ben at the beginning and thats spot on.

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Guest Roger Kint

Not sure if its been posted but apparenlty at Everton this was being sung. (Don't take my word for it though) I rather like it :)

 

He makes us sing and he makes us dance

Hes a superstar and he comes from France...

It's Ben Arfa la la la Ben Arfa...

He comes from France where they drink Champagne

But he's in the toon so he'll drink broon ale

It's ben arfa la la la ben arfa.

 

 

Used to love the old Ginola song

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(To the tune of Gold)

 

"Cheick Tiiiiiote, always believe in your soul,

You've got the power to know,

You're indestructible,

Always believe iiiiiit.

Cheick Tiote!"

 

:tiote:

 

I like how you shoehorn 4 syllables where there is only one in the original song.

 

:lol: That's cause I pronounce his name as Tiot, missing the 'e' off. What a nob I am.

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Every summer we hope he'll go

But he's still ahead of Xisco

And we all wanted to kiss him

Wednesday night.

 

He's always offside.

Scores at the Stadium of Light

Fouls all of the time

Shola Ameobi

He just can't, he just can't. He just can't

Control his feet

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Guest stokie5554

Ohh arfa is a goerdie

he wears the black and white

he doesn't play for sunderland

'cos they are f***ing s****

he scores 'em with his left foot

he scores em with his right

and when we play the sunderland he'll score al f***ing night

 

 

 

From a Stokie ;)

 

Pretty good :thup: Change the Ohhhh to a drawn out Ben at the beginning and thats spot on.

 

 

 

Fair does mate, will hope to hear it sung on Sunday mate ;)

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Guest stokie5554

Or this one this is a shite one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be shite, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

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Or this one this is a s**** one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song.
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Ohh arfa is a goerdie

he wears the black and white

he doesn't play for sunderland

'cos they are f***ing s****

he scores 'em with his left foot

he scores em with his right

and when we play the sunderland he'll score al f***ing night

 

 

 

From a Stokie ;)

like it but that team should never have an epithet of "the" before their name, gives them a gradeur they hardly deserve.
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Guest stokie5554

Or this one this is a s**** one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song.

 

 

 

Fair enough mate, worth a try. ;) I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie.

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Or this one this is a s**** one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song.

 

 

 

Fair enough mate, worth a try. ;) I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie.

it's a good'un though,

 

" he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out,

in out in out he shakes it all about

he does the hokey cokey and he turns around

thats what he's all about

whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi"

 

complete with actions, it's a gas.

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Or this one this is a s**** one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song.

 

 

 

Fair enough mate, worth a try. ;) I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie.

it's a good'un though,

 

" he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out,

in out in out he shakes it all about

he does the hokey cokey and he turns around

thats what he's all about

whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi"

 

complete with actions, it's a gas.

 

 

Ohh that - it tried take off when we had him on loan a few seasons back down at stoke remember? Didn't work though bit to conplicated for us lot. If it's not a tune or just a noise we can't do it because we have a block full of chavs that seem to try and rap every song.

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Or this one this is a s**** one but . ..

. . .  There's only one Ameobi

Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright

Walking in a shola wonderland.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll get me coat and leave :|

sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song.

 

 

 

Fair enough mate, worth a try. ;) I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie.

it's a good'un though,

 

" he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out,

in out in out he shakes it all about

he does the hokey cokey and he turns around

thats what he's all about

whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi"

 

complete with actions, it's a gas.

 

 

Ohh that - it tried take off when we had him on loan a few seasons back down at stoke remember? Didn't work though bit to conplicated for us lot. If it's not a tune or just a noise we can't do it because we have a block full of chavs that seem to try and rap every song.

 

:colo:

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Guest stokie5554

stokie have you been into the match thread to add in your two'penneth.....get in there lad.

 

 

Already done it mate, said you'll beat us 2 - 0.

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Guest JamesyJazz

Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant.

Something along the lines of;

'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'.

Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed.

 

 

Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon?

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Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant.

Something along the lines of;

'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'.

Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed.

 

 

Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon?

Couldn't believe (well I could to be honest) he pulled the "Newcastle fans all think there going to win the league" comment out like.
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