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New Barton one the day up in the Leazes corner..

 

To the tune of Cornershop - Brimful Of Asha

 

His names Joey Barton and he loves the Toon

His names Joey Barton and he loves the Toon

Everyone needs a nutter in the middle, everyone needs a nutter

Everyone needs a nutter in the middle, everyone needs a nutter

 

New? :lol:

 

wey ive never heard it before, sorry if its old like. I get to the majority of home games and a few away ones as well. Strange.

 

First got aired at QPR away last season from what I recall. Don't think it took off very much but I've heard it a bit more recently.

 

I thought it was "He'll never lose a fight you know he'll never lose a fight, he'll never lose a fight you know he'll never lose a fight", but that is top drawer.

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"My Dan Gosling, My Dan Gosling, I want you to play with my Dan Gosling"

 

 

When I was a little bitty boy

Me grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Two sunderland fans

Hanging on a string

She told me to kick there fucking heads in

Mackems on a string

Mackems on a string

She told me to kick there fucking heads in.

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I can remember trying to sing the Joey Barton song around 2 seasons ago , and never actually caught on. It was during the period everyone hated him etc and wanted him out blah blah. . . . I actually went to Newcastle Bluestar v FC United and stole it from the FC United fans.

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Guest toonarmymia

Steve Bruce

 

 

Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed

a f***ing beachball heed

a f***ing beachball heed

Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed

a f***ing beachball heed

a f***ing beachball heed

 

 

 

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Guest WashyGeordie

What a coincidence that our next game is on SkySports, so...

 

"Are you watching Andy Gray!"  

 

or

 

"Gray stayed at home, and watched it on the tele"

 

:shifty:

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Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books.

Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books.

Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books.

etc.

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He gets the ball, he does f*** all

You touch his hats, he'll be appalled

He's Am-e-o-bi

Newcastle's number nine

 

 

we've had him 10 years he`ll never go, shola shola

he plays like hes lame hes incredibly slow shola shola

 

he gets the ball he does fuck all

he starts to sprint hes bound to fall

ameeeobi newcastle's number nine

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He gets the ball, he does f*** all

You touch his hats, he'll be appalled

He's Am-e-o-bi

Newcastle's number nine

 

 

we've had him 10 years he`ll never go, shola shola

he plays like hes lame hes incredibly slow shola shola

 

he gets the ball he does fuck all

he starts to sprint hes bound to fall

ameeeobi newcastle's number nine

:lol:

 

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Andy Carroll is a juuuuuuudas

He joined the pool that fucking fool

And now he'll go to jail and with no bail.

 

JUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAS

 

Prison will end his seasooooooooooon

Prison will end his carreer, that fucking bellend

 

At least I tried :pow:

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Nicked from elsewhere (Toontastic or Ultras or something):

 

Andy Carroll, whereever you may be

We all laughed at your transfer fee

With your shit first touch, and your build up play

You're going down at the end of May.

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Taken from elsewhere:

 

When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll,

When you're glassed in the face by a Mag with no pace, Andy Carroll,

When your car's set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll,

When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll!

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Guest SuperShola!

Ohh Andy Carroll, you hit your lass in the face,

Ohh Andy Carroll, you are a fucking disgrace,

Ohh Andy Carroll, Taylor's harder than you!

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