Heron Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 New Barton one the day up in the Leazes corner.. To the tune of Cornershop - Brimful Of Asha His names Joey Barton and he loves the Toon His names Joey Barton and he loves the Toon Everyone needs a nutter in the middle, everyone needs a nutter Everyone needs a nutter in the middle, everyone needs a nutter New? wey ive never heard it before, sorry if its old like. I get to the majority of home games and a few away ones as well. Strange. First got aired at QPR away last season from what I recall. Don't think it took off very much but I've heard it a bit more recently. I thought it was "He'll never lose a fight you know he'll never lose a fight, he'll never lose a fight you know he'll never lose a fight", but that is top drawer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 "My Dan Gosling, My Dan Gosling, I want you to play with my Dan Gosling" When I was a little bitty boy Me grandmother bought me a cute little toy Two sunderland fans Hanging on a string She told me to kick there fucking heads in Mackems on a string Mackems on a string She told me to kick there fucking heads in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I can remember trying to sing the Joey Barton song around 2 seasons ago , and never actually caught on. It was during the period everyone hated him etc and wanted him out blah blah. . . . I actually went to Newcastle Bluestar v FC United and stole it from the FC United fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 You gotta Bart me up, Bart me up so I never stop *Jagger Moves* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Steve Bruce Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Stevie Bruce's got a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed a f***ing beachball heed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WashyGeordie Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 What a coincidence that our next game is on SkySports, so... "Are you watching Andy Gray!" or "Gray stayed at home, and watched it on the tele" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Andy Gray, Andy Gray, Andy, Andy Gray, He has no class, He jipped a lass, Andy, Andy Gray. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 He's big, he's black, he plays like he's on crack, Tiote, Tiote! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 (to the tune of Ireland's call) Ireland, Ireland In midfield standing bald Run forward, Run forward He's answered Pardew's call (He's answered Pardew's call) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 To the Stone Roses "This Is The One". "Mike Williamson, Mike Williamson, Mike Williamsooooon, etc" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 He's bald, he's small, He's madder than us all Ireland, Ireland! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 no idea of tune but liverpool and everton use it. . . . .liiiiiiiiverpoooooool Weve got Mike Williiamson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 He gets the ball, he does fuck all You touch his hats, he'll be appalled He's Am-e-o-bi Newcastle's number nine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Carroll is a judas, Carroll is a judas, da da da da. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. Who needs players when we can balance books, we can balance books, we can balance books. etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 He gets the ball, he does f*** all You touch his hats, he'll be appalled He's Am-e-o-bi Newcastle's number nine we've had him 10 years he`ll never go, shola shola he plays like hes lame hes incredibly slow shola shola he gets the ball he does fuck all he starts to sprint hes bound to fall ameeeobi newcastle's number nine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 He gets the ball, he does f*** all You touch his hats, he'll be appalled He's Am-e-o-bi Newcastle's number nine we've had him 10 years he`ll never go, shola shola he plays like hes lame hes incredibly slow shola shola he gets the ball he does fuck all he starts to sprint hes bound to fall ameeeobi newcastle's number nine Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Andy Carroll is a juuuuuuudas He joined the pool that fucking fool And now he'll go to jail and with no bail. JUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAS Prison will end his seasooooooooooon Prison will end his carreer, that fucking bellend At least I tried Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 We don't care about Carroll, he don't care about me. All we care about is Ameeeeooooobi! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nicked from elsewhere (Toontastic or Ultras or something): Andy Carroll, whereever you may be We all laughed at your transfer fee With your shit first touch, and your build up play You're going down at the end of May. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 He's shit, he's Scouse, he lived in Nolan's house, Andy Carroll. Andy Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 He lied and said his nan was dead, Ireland, Ireland He's got no hair upon his head, Ireland, Ireland He's absolutley fucking nuts that's why he's gone and signed for us Stephen Ireland, Newcastle's basket case Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Taken from elsewhere: When a girl hits the floor and it's not Collymore, Andy Carroll, When you're glassed in the face by a Mag with no pace, Andy Carroll, When your car's set on fire, called a nob and a liar, Andy Carroll, When you're either in jail, hitting birds or on bail, Andy Carroll! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Ohh Andy Carroll, you hit your lass in the face, Ohh Andy Carroll, you are a fucking disgrace, Ohh Andy Carroll, Taylor's harder than you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 You're just a shit Ameobi................. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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