Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Ohh arfa is a goerdie he wears the black and white he doesn't play for sunderland 'cos they are fucking shite he scores 'em with his left foot he scores em with his right and when we play the sunderland he'll score al fucking night From a Stokie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 (To the tune of Gold) "Cheick Tiiiiiote, always believe in your soul, You've got the power to know, You're indestructible, Always believe iiiiiit. Cheick Tiote!" I like how you shoehorn 4 syllables where there is only one in the original song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Ohh arfa is a goerdie he wears the black and white he doesn't play for sunderland 'cos they are f***ing s**** he scores 'em with his left foot he scores em with his right and when we play the sunderland he'll score al f***ing night From a Stokie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Ohh arfa is a goerdie he wears the black and white he doesn't play for sunderland 'cos they are fucking shite he scores 'em with his left foot he scores em with his right and when we play the sunderland he'll score al fucking night From a Stokie Pretty good Change the Ohhhh to a drawn out Ben at the beginning and thats spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Not sure if its been posted but apparenlty at Everton this was being sung. (Don't take my word for it though) I rather like it He makes us sing and he makes us dance Hes a superstar and he comes from France... It's Ben Arfa la la la Ben Arfa... He comes from France where they drink Champagne But he's in the toon so he'll drink broon ale It's ben arfa la la la ben arfa. Used to love the old Ginola song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 (To the tune of Gold) "Cheick Tiiiiiote, always believe in your soul, You've got the power to know, You're indestructible, Always believe iiiiiit. Cheick Tiote!" I like how you shoehorn 4 syllables where there is only one in the original song. That's cause I pronounce his name as Tiot, missing the 'e' off. What a nob I am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Every summer we hope he'll go But he's still ahead of Xisco And we all wanted to kiss him Wednesday night. He's always offside. Scores at the Stadium of Light Fouls all of the time Shola Ameobi He just can't, he just can't. He just can't Control his feet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Hatem, Super Hatem, Shearer doesn't know his name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Ohh arfa is a goerdie he wears the black and white he doesn't play for sunderland 'cos they are f***ing s**** he scores 'em with his left foot he scores em with his right and when we play the sunderland he'll score al f***ing night From a Stokie Pretty good Change the Ohhhh to a drawn out Ben at the beginning and thats spot on. Fair does mate, will hope to hear it sung on Sunday mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a shite one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be shite, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a s**** one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Ohh arfa is a goerdie he wears the black and white he doesn't play for sunderland 'cos they are f***ing s**** he scores 'em with his left foot he scores em with his right and when we play the sunderland he'll score al f***ing night From a Stokie like it but that team should never have an epithet of "the" before their name, gives them a gradeur they hardly deserve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a s**** one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song. Fair enough mate, worth a try. I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a s**** one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song. Fair enough mate, worth a try. I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie. it's a good'un though, " he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out, in out in out he shakes it all about he does the hokey cokey and he turns around thats what he's all about whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi" complete with actions, it's a gas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 stokie have you been into the match thread to add in your two'penneth.....get in there lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a s**** one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song. Fair enough mate, worth a try. I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie. it's a good'un though, " he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out, in out in out he shakes it all about he does the hokey cokey and he turns around thats what he's all about whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi" complete with actions, it's a gas. Ohh that - it tried take off when we had him on loan a few seasons back down at stoke remember? Didn't work though bit to conplicated for us lot. If it's not a tune or just a noise we can't do it because we have a block full of chavs that seem to try and rap every song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Or this one this is a s**** one but . .. . . . There's only one Ameobi Onee Ameobi, he used to be s****, but now he alright Walking in a shola wonderland. I'll get me coat and leave :| sorry but there is only one, and only ever will be one shola song. Fair enough mate, worth a try. I wouldn't know his song mate, as i'm a Stokie. it's a good'un though, " he puts his reight leg in, his right leg out, in out in out he shakes it all about he does the hokey cokey and he turns around thats what he's all about whoah shola ameobi, whoah shola ameobi" complete with actions, it's a gas. Ohh that - it tried take off when we had him on loan a few seasons back down at stoke remember? Didn't work though bit to conplicated for us lot. If it's not a tune or just a noise we can't do it because we have a block full of chavs that seem to try and rap every song. :colo: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stokie5554 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 stokie have you been into the match thread to add in your two'penneth.....get in there lad. Already done it mate, said you'll beat us 2 - 0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 One of the Tiote - music man songs has to take off. That'd be class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Oh, here we go, Ben Arfa's on the ball, He'll take one man on, oh now he's gone, the Toon are gunna score another goal. (That Alexandra Burke song - Start Without You) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 One of the Tiote - music man songs has to take off. That'd be class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 I agree withe Tiote music man songs, they would be quality at a match, get it sorted lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Compile a list of the music man ones someone x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesyJazz Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant. Something along the lines of; 'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'. Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed. Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 Seeing that Sky Sports are at SJP today how about an anti Andy Gray chant. Something along the lines of; 'Andy Grays a slaverin F88kin C8nt'. Any tune or variation on the above are welcomed. Does it show that I have an underlying detestation for the fat faced buffoon? Couldn't believe (well I could to be honest) he pulled the "Newcastle fans all think there going to win the league" comment out like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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