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That's it now, btw, he's officially famous for his Churchill inspired motivational speeches. You KNOW this will be another myth that everyone will go with [emoji38]

[emoji38] Isn't there a bit on SP.com that lists his stats when coming back from half time deficits? Someone needs to kidnap the cunt and tattoo it on his forehead.

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:lol:

 

Narrator: "With nearly two decades of managerial experience, Pardew understands when the ways of Winston Churchill might work best."

 

These are actually the words being said in this show.

 

Fucking hell i need to watch this :lol:

 

:lol: There's no way this is as funny to people that don't support NUFC. This shit is a fucking cavalcade of laughs.

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On Remi Garde:

 

"I do feel for him, before this game. But, of course there'll be no sympathy when we cross the line."

 

:lol: He thought they were going to destroy them.  1 shot on target.

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"when we cross the line " :lol:

 

:lol: He's loving these cameras, man. It never occurred to him that they'd be shit in every match. I don't think there's any footage of him after the loss. It's all pregame in his sweater.

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On Remi Garde:

 

"I do feel for him, before this game. But, of course there'll be no sympathy when we cross the line."

 

:lol: He thought they were going to destroy them.  1 shot on target.

 

He was so confident that he knew what Villa's lineup was going to be. They fucked up all his plans by not lining up as he expected :lol:

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On Remi Garde:

 

"I do feel for him, before this game. But, of course there'll be no sympathy when we cross the line."

 

:lol: He thought they were going to destroy them.  1 shot on target.

 

He was so confident that he knew what Villa's lineup was going to be. They fucked up all his plans by not lining up as he expected :lol:

 

:lol: That was the BEST.

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On Remi Garde:

 

"I do feel for him, before this game. But, of course there'll be no sympathy when we cross the line."

 

:lol: He thought they were going to destroy them.  1 shot on target.

 

:lol: :lol:

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"Yohan Cabaye I've managed for free, four years now. It's very easy for me. I can literally say to Yohan "Yohan that's not good enough." That's as harsh as I need to get with him and he'll know that."

 

Says the bloke who had never heard of him and wanted Colin Kazim Richards

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"Like anyone who leads a sports franchise, you do need to play the role. Of course...at half time that Churchillian speech could come. That's really when, when you really need to earn your money."

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Oh damn i haven't seen this :lol: Only thing i remember which wasn't quite the same was the hanging a portrait of himself in his living room the c***.

 

Surprised Pardew hasn't done that btw. :lol:

 

That was the same thing I think.

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