TBG Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Here me out, Jaffa Cakes, but the filling is replaced with Turkish (not a euphemism) Delight filling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I think it's clear that Sean is either a kid or is a WUM. If he wants to learn about NUFC accounts he should look at Chris Holts stuff on Twitter. Yes Mike Ashley has had free advertising but hes lost a lot of money with NUFC, most of it because of his own mismanagement. 100% he has and the accounts show this and he certainly hasn't made a "yearly profit" from the club, as to what the point was I was initially replying to. The Ashley conspiracy continues, we all know he has totally f***ed the club through mismanagement, but he has certainly lost a lot of money so far in his investment. People saying Ashley won't sell the club due to it being a continuing profit for him are talking total crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Here me out, Jaffa Cakes, but the filling is replaced with Turkish (not a euphemism) Delight filling. Oh you'd like that wouldn't you. Taking our innocent English Jaffa Cakes and making them all muslamic and foreign. You make me sick. My father did not fight in Vietnam for this. Sickening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jaffa cakes !!!!! in my house they are the equivalent to the fat ugly lass at 2am in the night club, last resort. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Here me out, Jaffa Cakes, but the filling is replaced with Turkish (not a euphemism) Delight filling. hm, huge fan of the idea but not sure the TD would sit with that cake in the jaffa somehow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jaffa cakes !!!!! in my house they are the equivalent to the fat ugly lass at 2am in the night club, last resort. Name a better biscuit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jaffa cakes !!!!! in my house they are the equivalent to the fat ugly lass at 2am in the night club, last resort. Name a better biscuit. chick-fil-a Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I think it's clear that Sean is either a kid or is a WUM. If he wants to learn about NUFC accounts he should look at Chris Holts stuff on Twitter. Yes Mike Ashley has had free advertising but hes lost a lot of money with NUFC, most of it because of his own mismanagement. You're a WUM. How has he not made money owning us? Go on tell us all. If he loans us money, we owe it him back. He's been getting advertising (around £8 million a year) free, taking profit from sales of merchandise. If he ever wants to sell us, he'll make a hefty profit. But no he's not made a penny. Poor Mike eh. Well show me where you get these factual figures from I have asked several times. The accounts, which are the official record of NUFC show that over the 12 year period he has been owner of the club he has lost a substantial amount. As for making a hefty profit if he sells that's the one point I do agree on and it's the only way he will make a hefty profit also, which was the original point I was making. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jaffa cakes !!!!! in my house they are the equivalent to the fat ugly lass at 2am in the night club, last resort. Name a better biscuit. Hob-Nob Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Old school waggon wheel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Tunnocks Tea Cake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jammy dodger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 For those that look at the page count as a sign whether anything has happened 50 pages of biscuit choices is going to be a disappointment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Old school waggon wheel Jam one surely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Jaffa cakes !!!!! in my house they are the equivalent to the fat ugly lass at 2am in the night club, last resort. Name a better biscuit. chick-fil-a Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Revenue has been denied to the club for the sake of SD so in that sense he has. The accounts could be kosher or absolute smoke and mirrors. I have no idea. It’s on them that no one trusts it mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Old school waggon wheel Jam one surely. Aye...the big ones, not these smaller EU sized rubbish (Damn them..Straight bananas etc.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 For those that look at the page count as a sign whether anything has happened 50 pages of biscuit choices is going to be a disappointment. It takes the biscuit like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Ahh f*** this I'm gonna me eat some Mini Rolls (Jaffa cake) What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order. Get yourself to ASDA. Fill a suitcase with 50P Jaffa Cakes. ? ? ? ? Profit. You'd have to pay for re-packaging. Would probably lose money. Unless you sell them at a car-boot sale, just in the cellophane packing. Or do the question marks suggest you shoplift the Jaffas? If so it doesn't matter where you go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 For those that look at the page count as a sign whether anything has happened 50 pages of biscuit choices is going to be a disappointment. It takes the biscuit like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I think it's clear that Sean is either a kid or is a WUM. If he wants to learn about NUFC accounts he should look at Chris Holts stuff on Twitter. Yes Mike Ashley has had free advertising but hes lost a lot of money with NUFC, most of it because of his own mismanagement. You're a WUM. How has he not made money owning us? Go on tell us all. If he loans us money, we owe it him back. He's been getting advertising (around £8 million a year) free, taking profit from sales of merchandise. If he ever wants to sell us, he'll make a hefty profit. But no he's not made a penny. Poor Mike eh. Well show me where you get these factual figures from I have asked several times. The accounts, which are the official record of NUFC show that over the 12 year period he has been owner of the club he has lost a substantial amount. As for making a hefty profit if he sells that's the one point I do agree on and it's the only way he will make a hefty profit also, which was the original point I was making. There's definitely a bit of over-simplification in there. Sports Direct has undoubtedly benefitted from its association with the club and therefore, Ashley has as well. What would be the cost of advertising at the stadium to the level he has? £25m per season? Any loss that might show on the balance sheet has been recouped, probably many times over, whether directly or indirectly. Presumably the club shop revenue would have to be specified on the balance sheet, but would how much of that is siphoned off to SD have to be declared? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Ahh f*** this I'm gonna me eat some Mini Rolls (Jaffa cake) What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order. Get yourself to ASDA. Fill a suitcase with 50P Jaffa Cakes. ? ? ? ? Profit. You'd have to pay for re-packaging. Would probably lose money. Unless you sell them at a car-boot sale, just in the cellophane packing. Or do the question marks suggest you shoplift the Jaffas? If so it doesn't matter where you go. There'd be no need to re-package. You'd sell them by the box load, door to door to those waiting for the store to be restocked. How much is a box going for these days DJ_NUFC? I know you'd have to factor in petrol but you're still looking at a hefty profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Ahh f*** this I'm gonna me eat some Mini Rolls (Jaffa cake) What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order. Get yourself to ASDA. Fill a suitcase with 50P Jaffa Cakes. ? ? ? ? Profit. You'd have to pay for re-packaging. Would probably lose money. Unless you sell them at a car-boot sale, just in the cellophane packing. Or do the question marks suggest you shoplift the Jaffas? If so it doesn't matter where you go. There'd be no need to re-package. You'd sell them by the box load, door to door to those waiting for the store to be restocked. How much is a box going for these days DJ_NUFC? I know you'd have to factor in petrol but you're still looking at a hefty profit. Nah. At best you'd cover the cost of your own consumption. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 I think it's clear that Sean is either a kid or is a WUM. If he wants to learn about NUFC accounts he should look at Chris Holts stuff on Twitter. Yes Mike Ashley has had free advertising but hes lost a lot of money with NUFC, most of it because of his own mismanagement. You're a WUM. How has he not made money owning us? Go on tell us all. If he loans us money, we owe it him back. He's been getting advertising (around £8 million a year) free, taking profit from sales of merchandise. If he ever wants to sell us, he'll make a hefty profit. But no he's not made a penny. Poor Mike eh. Well show me where you get these factual figures from I have asked several times. The accounts, which are the official record of NUFC show that over the 12 year period he has been owner of the club he has lost a substantial amount. As for making a hefty profit if he sells that's the one point I do agree on and it's the only way he will make a hefty profit also, which was the original point I was making. There's definitely a bit of over-simplification in there. Sports Direct has undoubtedly benefitted from its association with the club and therefore, Ashley has as well. What would be the cost of advertising at the stadium to the level he has? £25m per season? Any loss that might show on the balance sheet has been recouped, probably many times over, whether directly or indirectly. Presumably the club shop revenue would have to be specified on the balance sheet, but would how much of that is siphoned off to SD have to be declared? NUFC purchase merchandise through SD to sell as SD get it at a better rate. SD then get a percentage of merchandising profits. People claiming Ashley doesn’t benefit? FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 How much would a company, investing in advertising to the level SD have at SJP, expect to return on their investment? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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