PM Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 The fake commentary's hilarious. Was just going to say...that commentary on the Maxi Rodriguez goal was just ridiculous Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 See those pen stats make no sense. 81% of pens in matches scored, but only 66% in pen shootouts. Aye, but almost all pens during matches are taken by experienced penalty-takers. Mongs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I reckon Big Sam is having a soapy wank in the bath to that show btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 No surprise we're the worst pen takers. Useless cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I reckon Big Sam is having a soapy w*** in the bath to that show btw. He's had a busy week: "There was a pregnant foreign lass on the bus who looked disgusted. I clasped my balls tightly and sang "Land of Hope and Glory" at her." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Thought Cambiasso's team goal for Argies should have been higher, absolutely love that goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 SUNDAY 6 JUNE 12.00-12.30, ESPN: FIFA World Cup Official Film 1978 18.00-22.00, ITV1: Soccer Aid There's no other football match like it. Where else would Zinedine Zidane pick up a lovely through ball from Mike Myers? Where else could you see Ricky Hatton elbow Gordon Ramsay off a cross or Alan Shearer embarrassed by some neat footwork from Simon Baker, star of The Mentalist? These names and dozens more join forces for an England v Rest of the World match in aid of Unicef. 21.00-22.00, BBC3: Wags, Kids and World Cup Dreams Five WAGs experience the reality of life behind the World Cup gloss by working in some of the poorest, most deprived neighbourhoods in South Africa. The WAGs fly to White River, a poor rural district with one of the highest rates of HIV infection anywhere in South Africa, where their job is to work as foster mothers to children orphaned by AIDS. But for one of them the desperately poor conditions proves too difficult to deal with. 22.00-23.00, ITV1: Piers fucking Morgan's fucking World Cup South Africa Tosspotathon In the build-up to Africa's first ever football World Cup, colossal twat Piers Morgan journeys to South Africa and finds a country with a passion for football even greater than his own massive fucking ego, the prick. He also discovers how the country has progressed since the end of apartheid twenty years ago. 22.00-23.00, ITV4: Soccer Aid Extra Time Post-match bollocks If I've missed any, please add. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Thought Cambiasso's team goal for Argies should have been higher, absolutely love that goal Better than Carlos Alberto's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 England v Cameroon from 1990 World Cup on ESPN Classic right now. 2nd half just starting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Piers Morgan programme on now - can't stand the twat but might be good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 "Get the World Cup Piers Morgan style" = time to switch over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Programme's theme will ultimately be undermined by the massive fucking ballaching cunt that is Piers Morgan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I'd rather put me ballsack in a vice than watch a TV show fronted by Piers Morgan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 South Africa: if you thought apartheid was shit, just wait until you meet this wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 If anyone still has a thirst for goals, the top 50 Champions League goals is on SkyOne currently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 If anyone still has a thirst for goals, the top 50 Champions League goals is on SkyOne currently. *Sky Two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 If that was actually as off the cuff as it seemed and not completely staged, then, fair play Lampard. Nice gesture. Piers Morgan is still twat btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a twat of the highest proportion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a t*** of the highest proportion. Aye, couldn't believe he actually said that. I rewinded it to make sure I hadn't misheard, he said it like such a cunt aswell. The unbelievable cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a t*** of the highest proportion. Aye, couldn't believe he actually said that. I rewinded it to make sure I hadn't misheard, he said it like such a c*** aswell. The unbelievable c***. Putting Piers' twattery aside - It makes you appreciate how much of a difference football makes to peoples lives and furthermore society. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Fucking hell they dropped that one out of the blue. What a sickener man. RIP to that bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 EDIT: R.I.P Singer dude! Fuckin' hell.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Is he deed? That singer? I haven't been paying attention... Aye, died of meningitis just a week or so ago. I put up with Morgantwat for that whole show and was left feeling depressed that the poor bloke died right at the end. Man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 It's kind of made me want South Africa to do well in the World Cup that show... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now