Parker not for Sale

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

jon your taking this a bit personal imo

 

Sorry just annoys me when people chat complete shite, I really don't think some understand the difference between the ability to do something and to consistantly do it!

 

How do you know he's got the ability to shoot from long range when he's only scored 3 in that style all his life? Did he have a special X-Ray that showed a super tense muscle in the thigh or something? If he had the ability he would have score a lot more.

 

People like Gerrrad or Lampard have shooting ability, and we know they have that ability because they score goals from range from time to time. What has Parker done to show you he has shooting ability?

 

Im a fan of Scotty's by the way, think he gets a lot of unfair criticism. But he just hasnt got the ability to score from range mate.

 

I think the difference between the Gerrards/Lampards and Parker is that they have the confidence to shoot a lot from range. Parker doesnt shoot as often as them. Lampard particularly misses shit loads of shots, but because he shoots a lot he scores more. Of course im not saying that if he did shoot more he would score as many as them but i would imagine that he would score more if he shot more.

 

There's a reason he doesn't shoot that much; because he's shit at shooting, it's an obvious flaw in his game and he knows it.

[Cajun]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where?  blueconfused.gif

 

i can't even be bothered any more. If you don't understand what the word "ability" actually means im just going to be banging my head against a brickwall all day and with AS9's "poo poo" comments the debate becomes even less worth it the titbox 

 

 

[Lenny]

jon your taking this a bit personal imo

 

Sorry just annoys me when people chat complete shite, I really don't think some understand the difference between the ability to do something and to consistantly do it!

 

How do you know he's got the ability to shoot from long range when he's only scored 3 in that style all his life? Did he have a special X-Ray that showed a super tense muscle in the thigh or something? If he had the ability he would have score a lot more.

 

People like Gerrrad or Lampard have shooting ability, and we know they have that ability because they score goals from range from time to time. What has Parker done to show you he has shooting ability?

 

Im a fan of Scotty's by the way, think he gets a lot of unfair criticism. But he just hasnt got the ability to score from range mate.

 

I think the difference between the Gerrards/Lampards and Parker is that they have the confidence to shoot a lot from range. Parker doesnt shoot as often as them. Lampard particularly misses shit loads of shots, but because he shoots a lot he scores more. Of course im not saying that if he did shoot more he would score as many as them but i would imagine that he would score more if he shot more.

 

There's a reason he doesn't shoot that much; because he's shit at shooting, it's an obvious flaw in his game and he knows it.

 

His shooting isnt that bad. Hes not a great goalscoring midfielder but hes not shit at it!

[Dokko]

Lets not say Emre is crap at set pieces, he's not the best at scoring directly from a freekick, but half our goals have come form his freekicks and corners.

 

I doubt it.

 

Want me to compile a list of goals this season from his corners or set pieces?

 

yes

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

i can't even be bothered any more. If you don't understand what the word "ability" actually means im just going to be banging my head against a brickwall all day and with AS9's "poo poo" comments the debate becomes even less worth it the titbox

 

 

 

AWWWWWW POOR ICKLE BABYBOOBY. Here are the facts: Parker is shit at shooting. Everyone will hit a ball sweetly at some stage, this doesn't mean they have the ability and technique to do that consistently, which evidently Parker doesn't. FACTS, not OOH PARKER WENT CLOSE THERE IN MY HEAD EVEN THO IT NEVER ACTUALLYH HAPEPNDFENDEDNASNDKLADNLASNDSL

[Guest optimistic nit]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

don't you remember that scuffed shot that only went 15 yards wide? Clearly this shows he has the ABILITY (DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ABILITY MEANS>>?) to score from long distance

[Lenny]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

don't you remember that scuffed shot that only went 15 yards wide? Clearly this shows he has the ABILITY (DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ABILITY MEANS>>?) to score from long distance

 

Ginola could score from range, but i remember a shot he had once that went off for a throw in, so although i partly agree with ur argument, thats just a shit angle for argument!

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

don't you remember that scuffed shot that only went 15 yards wide? Clearly this shows he has the ABILITY (DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ABILITY MEANS>>?) to score from long distance

 

Ginola could score from range, but i remember a shot he had once that went off for a throw in,

 

I've lost count of the amount of times Parker has done this. So it's  not really a shit angle, he's just shit at shooting.

[aimaad22]

Lets not say Emre is crap at set pieces, he's not the best at scoring directly from a freekick, but half our goals have come form his freekicks and corners.

 

I doubt it.

 

Want me to compile a list of goals this season from his corners or set pieces?

 

yes

 

Actually 14% of our goals have come from his set pieces, still not bad blueyes.gif bluebiggrin.gif

[Cajun]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

I was talking about his career and he has done it at LEAST once this season or am I making that up?

 

AS9 you do come across a bit of a tit sometimes 

[Dokko]

Lets not say Emre is crap at set pieces, he's not the best at scoring directly from a freekick, but half our goals have come form his freekicks and corners.

 

I doubt it.

 

Want me to compile a list of goals this season from his corners or set pieces?

 

yes

 

Actually 14% of our goals have come from his set pieces, still not bad blueyes.gif bluebiggrin.gif

 

Aye canny close to half our total goals. 

 

14% is actually higher than i thought, but considering how many games he's played 25 out of 32 (somewhere near that) and him being the attacking midfielder in our mid then 14% is pretty shocking considering he is our free kick taker, corner as well, and at default you have 10 outfield players, meaning 10% each is an average without taking into consideration where they play if they start every game.

 

[Guest optimistic nit]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

[aimaad22]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

don't you remember that scuffed shot that only went 15 yards wide? Clearly this shows he has the ABILITY (DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT ABILITY MEANS>>?) to score from long distance

 

Ginola could score from range, but i remember a shot he had once that went off for a throw in, so although i partly agree with ur argument, thats just a shit angle for argument!

 

 

Great fun this

 

"I partly agree with your argument, although its shit"

 

:lol:

 

 

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

i'm sorry jon, i understand what you are trying to say, but your describing none existant events here

 

Where? blueconfused.gif

 

 

 

and has gone close on various other occasions.

 

 

I was talking about his career and he has done it at LEAST once this season or am I making that up?

 

AS9 you do come across a bit of a tit sometimes

 

as opposed to you who comes across as a tit constantly

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

no he scored 2 in one game vs southapmton. THAT'S IT!

[Cajun]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

The goal against Charlton? No I made that one up too  bluewink.gif

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

The goal against Charlton? No I made that one up too bluewink.gif

 

ok so that's 3 in his career fantastic, he's only spooned 39900 more than he's scored so far GREAT GOING SCOTTY 2 HOOTYY!!!!

[Cajun]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

The goal against Charlton? No I made that one up too bluewink.gif

 

ok so that's 3 in his career fantastic, he's only spooned 39900 more than he's scored so far GREAT GOING SCOTTY 2 HOOTYY!!!!

 

Not being funny the argument is 4 against one but going OH MY GOD I CANT TYPE IN CAPITALS AND USE THESE!!!!! makes you look like a tit 

[aimaad22]

Lets not say Emre is crap at set pieces, he's not the best at scoring directly from a freekick, but half our goals have come form his freekicks and corners.

 

I doubt it.

 

Want me to compile a list of goals this season from his corners or set pieces?

 

yes

 

Actually 14% of our goals have come from his set pieces, still not bad blueyes.gif bluebiggrin.gif

 

Aye canny close to half our total goals. 

 

14% is actually higher than i thought, but considering how many games he's played 25 out of 32 (somewhere near that) and him being the attacking midfielder in our mid then 14% is pretty shocking considering he is our free kick taker, corner as well, and at default you have 10 outfield players, meaning 10% each is an average without taking into consideration where they play if they start every game.

 

 

Milner, Solano and Duff do take quite a few corners as well. I think we're okay in that department even though we might not have a single brilliant set piece specialist. let me calcutalte the precentage of our goals that have come from set pieces now bluecool.gif

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

The goal against Charlton? No I made that one up too bluewink.gif

 

ok so that's 3 in his career fantastic, he's only spooned 39900 more than he's scored so far GREAT GOING SCOTTY 2 HOOTYY!!!!

 

Not being funny the argument is 4 against one but going OH MY GOD I CANT TYPE IN CAPITALS AND USE THESE!!!!! makes you look like a tit

 

Is English your first language?

[Cajun]

he scored a few long range at charlton but done nowt like it since

 

The goal against Charlton? No I made that one up too bluewink.gif

 

ok so that's 3 in his career fantastic, he's only spooned 39900 more than he's scored so far GREAT GOING SCOTTY 2 HOOTYY!!!!

 

Not being funny the argument is 4 against one but going OH MY GOD I CANT TYPE IN CAPITALS AND USE THESE!!!!! makes you look like a tit

 

Is English your first language?

 

Second why? Dyer just scored so  bluebiggrin.gif bluebiggrin.gif

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

there is a man who can score DDDDDYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Cajun]

there is a man who can score DDDDDYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

Heard it was from a 60 yard Parker shot that brought out a world class save and Dyer tapped in, anyone confirm?

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

there is a man who can score DDDDDYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

 

Heard it was from a 60 yard Parker shot that brought out a world class save and Dyer tapped in, anyone confirm?

 

omg ur such a titwank sometines jonathen