England’s Dan Burn

[El Prontonise]

You have to listen to Jake Humphreys, that's the issue.

[Lush Vlad]

1 hour ago, Smal said:

 

 

He really is Mr LinkedIn.  He seems like a nice enough fella in lots of ways.  But his schtick is unbearable. 

[Sima]

8 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Why?

 

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker.

 

He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background.

 

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  Bloke is a fucking weirdo.

"I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last"

Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

 

 

Edited 29 minutes ago by Sima

[Nucasol]

8 minutes ago, Sima said:

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  

Dear fucking god. 
 

Metric name: Lube use when scuttling 

KRI: Red status = >1 instance of no lube.
Rationale: Vag is drier than the Sahara due to Jake’s limp patter. 

 

 

Edited 21 minutes ago by Nucasol

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

5 hours ago, LFEE said:

 

Doesn’t need cut down. Theirs not fat on the bone. Worth listening to the full 80mins.

I'm not listening to Jake Humphries, like. 

[tgarve]

18 minutes ago, Sima said:

 

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker.

 

He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background.

 

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  Bloke is a fucking weirdo.

"I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last"

Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

 

 

 

I think some of that is him playing into the rhetoric though

 

i I think he is a bit self aware 

[Tiresias]

8 hours ago, Tiresias said:

 

I appreciated Humphreys sometimes he did that, but also there was a time on bt sport champions league coverage where he got confused about (AC) Milan and Inter and I was wondering how you do that on that stage...also I can't stand the concept of the high performance podcast....I get it, sometimes, but some of us don't want to wake up at 5am, some of us are quite content with mediocre peformance to be honest

 

Genuinely i have joked about doing that podcast. I recommend Screen Rot podcast on the High Performance Pod for ripping into it. 

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

6 hours ago, Pilko said:

 

I'd love to see that, the 'Mediocre Performance Podcast'

 

"Yeah I get up at 8.10am, got to get to work for 9.00am, I usually just about make it on time if the red lights on the main road are in my favour. I make sure I get the triple chicken sandwich in my meal deal because it's better value for money that way"

You been listening in to me in the office? Although the cheese triple is a banger too 🤣