Captain Steak Bakes (now managing Blackpool/revising history)

[RS]

Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

It all makes sense now. Slightly disappointed I didn’t get a bigger reaction to my original post. Hopefully the bites come flying in when everyone wakes up and they’re all groggy from last nights booze. 

It’s a slow morning!

[bobbydazzla]

Steve Bruce.
 

Biggest cunt in football. 
 

A habitual liar and fantasist. A narcissist with a victim complex. A money grabbing fraud with the morals of a sewer rat. A workshy fopp who poses as a football manager. A putty nosed slob with shit for brains. 
 

Lock the thread.
 

Launch it into the North Sea with bricks tied to its ankles and chains over its shoulders.
 

Never to be seen again. 

 

 

Edited September 23, 2023 by bobbydazzla

[RS]

Even the piss taking still lights me up. The lowest I’ve ever felt about the club was the Ashley Bruce combo. Made 91-92 look like a jolly 

[MrRaspberryJam]

5 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Steve Bruce.
 

Biggest cunt in football. 
 

A habitual liar and fantasist. A narcissist with a victim complex. A money grabbing fraud with the morals of a sewer rat. A workshy fopp who poses as a football manager. A putty nosed slob with shit for brains. 
 

Lock the thread.
 

Launch it into the North Sea with bricks tied to its ankles and chains over its shoulders.
 

Never to be seen again. 

 

 

 

1,000+ games as a gaffa though. Not to be sniffed at. 

[TheBrownBottle]

35 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

And what about someone shaving his daughters eyebrows whilst she was asleep?

I farted in a lift once and said it was Steve Bruce.  Looking back, I feel bad - we used to blame him for everything.  

[MrRaspberryJam]

16 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

I farted in a lift once and said it was Steve Bruce.  Looking back, I feel bad - we used to blame him for everything.  

It wasn’t TheBrownBottle who farted okay? It was his good friend Steve Bruce. He farted and said you’d find it hilarious. 

[Groundhog63]

53 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Steve Bruce.
 

Biggest cunt in football. 
 

A habitual liar and fantasist. A narcissist with a victim complex. A money grabbing fraud with the morals of a sewer rat. A workshy fopp who poses as a football manager. A putty nosed slob with shit for brains. 
 

Lock the thread.
 

Launch it into the North Sea with bricks tied to its ankles and chains over its shoulders.
 

Never to be seen again. 

 

 

 

Nailed it ?

[Groundhog63]

26 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

I farted in a lift once and said it was Steve Bruce.  Looking back, I feel bad - we used to blame him for everything.  

Said before, all that online bullying he got when he wasn't even online ?

Bit like emailing Harry Redknapp to call him a cunt. 

 

Course his loving son, Alex, was keeping him upto date with the social media "onslaught", as you would. 

[Infatuation Junkie]

I remember him taking over. Coming to watch a friendly. 
 

He mouthed the words. Come on lads. Let’s fuck off. 
 

That stuck with me. His passion and desire for any club or team he manages is the same amount of passion we have for the Makem’s to do well. 
 

I don’t know him. He honestly might be a genuine nice bloke. So I refuse to be disrespectful of him as a person outside of football.

 

But inside of football. He will ensure he squeezes every ounce of passion from the squad. RIP out the morale. Bully his way to being the number one. All with an approach of (on the fly) tactics and decision making.

 

Not losing an ounce of sleep in the process and knowing he will pick up a very comfortable package when sacked.

 

No matter what team. Even the Makem’s. I don’t wish the bloke on any club at any level.

[Paully]

Steve Bruce: ? “I would think that the teams I’ve managed in the Premier League - and I’m going to get slaughtered for this - but they were in the bottom half. 

"I remember going to China and watching ten or twelve games of the season before when Rafa was in charge, who they all idolised.

“And he finished 12th or 13th and he’d gone about it this way so I thought ‘I ain't gonna change much here’. He defends deep, we had lost Mitrovic up the pitch and we need a centre forward and some more players in.

“But this is the way he has gone about it and been awful to watch. I hold my hand up and saw we weren’t great to watch, but how do I keep Newcastle United in the Premier League? That’s the brief.”

(via/Up Front with Simon Jordan)

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

Paully, no. 

[Paully]

11 minutes ago, Shays Given Tim Flowers said:

Paully, no. 

If I’m pissed off by him then I’m spreading the hatred on here ha ha 

[TheBrownBottle]

59 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

It wasn’t TheBrownBottle who farted okay? It was his good friend Steve Bruce. He farted and said you’d find it hilarious. 

Are you going to apologise to Steve Bruce?

[TheBrownBottle]

27 minutes ago, Paully said:

Steve Bruce: ? “I would think that the teams I’ve managed in the Premier League - and I’m going to get slaughtered for this - but they were in the bottom half. 

"I remember going to China and watching ten or twelve games of the season before when Rafa was in charge, who they all idolised.

“And he finished 12th or 13th and he’d gone about it this way so I thought ‘I ain't gonna change much here’. He defends deep, we had lost Mitrovic up the pitch and we need a centre forward and some more players in.

“But this is the way he has gone about it and been awful to watch. I hold my hand up and saw we weren’t great to watch, but how do I keep Newcastle United in the Premier League? That’s the brief.”

(via/Up Front with Simon Jordan)

Haha fuck me.  He has to be taking the piss

[andycap]

Why does he always bring rafa up? And then goes onto slating him in nearly every interview he has. He rewrites history aswell with the team where horrible to watch under rafa. 

[alexf]

Even if you only watched that interview and didn't have any prior knowledge of him. You would know he was a Man Utd fan and not Newcastle. Never understood this pretence he's stuck with.

 

Guy's an absolute narcissist and perpetual liar. The only smart thing about him is he knew to get friendly with people in the media who can give him platforms like this to just reel off his lies unchallenged.

Because once his version is out there, the rest of the sheep who can't think for themselves will regurgitate his bile.

 

I don't like Craig Hope but the way Bruce tries to defend himself over that first game incident with the left back when everyone with their own eyes could see it was true.

[Fezzle]

19 minutes ago, andycap said:

Why does he always bring rafa up? And then goes onto slating him in nearly every interview he has. He rewrites history aswell with the team where horrible to watch under rafa. 

To be fair a lot of our fans say that too. It's bizarre as we scored plenty the second half of that season with some cracking wins

[andycap]

He had the odd poor game in his tenure but I liked how solid we were under him. And as the squad got better we played better stuff. Brucey always forgets that when he bangs on about finishing positions. Rafas teams were championship level players playing well above there level. 

[Fezzle]

3 minutes ago, andycap said:

He had the odd poor game in his tenure but I liked how solid we were under him. And as the squad got better we played better stuff. Brucey always forgets that when he bangs on about finishing positions. Rafas teams were championship level players playing well above there level. 

Yep. No doubt in my mind if rafa continued where he left off that team was never going to be where Bruce had us 90% of the season 

[MrRaspberryJam]

53 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Are you going to apologise to Steve Bruce?

The thing about fat, pre-historic, totally clueless, always-playing-the-victim-card useless wankers is.. you don’t have to. 

[Groundhog63]

Say sorry online. He'll never see it. 

[MrRaspberryJam]

1 hour ago, Paully said:

Steve Bruce: ? “I would think that the teams I’ve managed in the Premier League - and I’m going to get slaughtered for this - but they were in the bottom half. 

"I remember going to China and watching ten or twelve games of the season before when Rafa was in charge, who they all idolised.

“And he finished 12th or 13th and he’d gone about it this way so I thought ‘I ain't gonna change much here’. He defends deep, we had lost Mitrovic up the pitch and we need a centre forward and some more players in.

“But this is the way he has gone about it and been awful to watch. I hold my hand up and saw we weren’t great to watch, but how do I keep Newcastle United in the Premier League? That’s the brief.”

(via/Up Front with Simon Jordan)

 mad how he’s oblivious to the fact Rafa to scrimp and scrape every transfer window. Literally had to give relegated WBA our striker Gayle so we could borrow Rondon off them. 
 

Ashley, for whatever reason, gave Bruce a bucket load of wedge in comparison. Not once did Bruce have to offload a player to fund a transfer window like Benitez (and all other previous managers before him) did under Ashley. 
 

Bruce hails his achievements of matching Rafas points tally or finishing in the same position or whatever it was. But he always glosses over the fact he had to spunk big cash on Joelinton, ASM and Wilson to achieve what Benitez achieved with Atsu and Joselu and Gayle or Rondon. 

 

 

Edited September 23, 2023 by MrRaspberryJam

[Groundhog63]

1 minute ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

 mad how he’s oblivious to the fact Rafa to scrimp and scrape every transfer window. Literally had to give relegated WBA our striker Gayle so we could borrow Rondon off them. 
 

Ashley, for whatever reason, gave Bruce a bucket load of wedge in comparison. Not once did Bruce have to offload a player to fund a transfer window like Benitez (and all other previous managers before him) did under Ashley. 
 

Bruce hails his achievements of matching Rafas points tally or finishing in the same position or whatever it was. But he always glosses over the fact he had to spunk big cash on Joelinton, ASM and Wilson to achieve what Benitez achieved with Atsu and Real Madrid's Joselu and Gayle or Rondon. 

 

 

 

Tidied

[MrRaspberryJam]

1 minute ago, Groundhog63 said:

Tidied

Fucks sake man I literally had to re-read my entire post again just for that one minor addition at the end. 

[UncleBingo]

On 23/09/2023 at 08:38, RS said:

Ah man, not the “decent bloke” response. He was a useless, greedy cunt who didn’t give any other fuck other than taking the money. 

This is was what boils my piss about Bruce, much more so than his managerial abiliities. We've had managers here in the past (Ardilles, McFaul, Roeder etc.) who simply weren't good enough, or were managing in very difficult circumstances, and I bear them no grudges at all.

 

Bruce on the other hand, is a shameless slug, who will throw anyone or anything under the bus to protect his reputation......his players, other managers, his own fanbase, he doesn't really care. His constant attacks on a decent man and far superior manager like Benitez were absolutely disgusting, but he got away with the gaslighting to some extent, because of his mates in the press and in the game, ably backed up by his idiot son and mouth-breathers among our support. Rafa got the club and the fans got him....and I think more than anything, this stuck in his craw and he couldn't help but show his other side. His rewrting of history since, especially about Howe, just sums the despicable cunt up to a tee.

 

A dinosaur and a fraud, I despise the bloke. RIght up there with Souness for me.

 

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by UncleBingo