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[STM]

Bruno scores more goals than Rice because he gets himself into the box way more than Rice. Anyone with eyes can see that Declan Rice strikes a ball cleaner than Bruno. There's quite a few things that Bruno can do, that Rice can't BTW.

 

Also, what a pointless debate since Tonali strikes a ball better than both.

[tarie4]

Just now, Fak said:

 

mate just chill out man. It's not a big deal. 

Lol I am chilled. Im just pointing out thats all. It's really nothing 

[Shearergol]

Is it half term already?

[Fak]

Just now, tarie4 said:

Lol I am chilled. Im just pointing out thats all. It's really nothing 

 

Why you lashing out at me for? I'm on your side. 

[tarie4]

Just now, Fak said:

 

Why you lashing out at me for? I'm on your side. 

I think you took that the wrong way. Am not lashing out mate. 

[SteV]

1 minute ago, tarie4 said:

I guess if bruno is that terrible at shooting as most will say..i guess we have rubbish CM's in the league currently when it comes to shooting. 

Tonali’s got a great hit on him.

Big Joe has occasionally, but is massively inconsistent with it.

 

Miley we haven’t really seen enough to say, but that Bromley goal was very promising.

 

Longstaff and Willock not great, but capable of the odd decent hit.

 

Bruno has got no dig at all, but because he has football IQ 3000, he manages to find ways to compensate for his significant physical shortcomings when it comes to shooting.

[Fak]

Just now, tarie4 said:

I think you took that the wrong way. Am not lashing out mate. 

 

If I've done something to upset you I apologise but I genuinely don't see why you needed to be so hostile. 

[KingArthur]

Bruno's shooting is a bit shit. Everyone who watches games sees this. He doesn't have a thunderbastard in his locker at all. Actually you can see that even long diagonals seem like a stretch for him.  He is a street footballer and just doesn't have the technique. But his shooting is pretty accurate though.

[Shearergol]

3 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

If I've done something to upset you I apologise but I genuinely don't see why you needed to be so hostile. 

[TheBrownBottle]

If Bruno could shoot he’d be a £120m midfielder 

[tarie4]

3 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

If I've done something to upset you I apologise but I genuinely don't see why you needed to be so hostile. 

Mate. No need to apologise and noone has done anything to upset me. 

[Fak]

Just now, tarie4 said:

Mate. No need to apologise and noone has done anything to upset me. 

 

aye I know I'm just messing with ya. Sorry fella. Id pinch your cheeks and ruffle your hair and call you a wee scamp if I could. 

[tarie4]

Just now, Fak said:

 

aye I know I'm just messing with ya. Sorry fella. Id pinch your cheeks and ruffle your hair and call you a wee scamp if I could. 

I know..thats why i played along.

[Fak]

1 minute ago, tarie4 said:

I know..thats why i played along.

 

Bit uncalled for 

[SiLvOR]

So are we signing Rice or what?

[TheBrownBottle]

Just now, SiLvOR said:

So are we signing Rice or what?

We would, but the cunt can’t shoot

 

i think.  I’m lost now

[tarie4]

11 minutes ago, STM said:

Bruno scores more goals than Rice because he gets himself into the box way more than Rice. Anyone with eyes can see that Declan Rice strikes a ball cleaner than Bruno. There's quite a few things that Bruno can do, that Rice can't BTW.

 

Also, what a pointless debate since Tonali strikes a ball better than both.

I agree Rice strikes it cleaner, however Bruno is more accurate in his shooting than Rice and Tonali.. Way more accurate. I think thats the big difference.

 

[Fak]

5 minutes ago, SiLvOR said:

So are we signing Rice or what?

 

his Uncle Ben is better 

[Skjaere9]

We should definitely be phoning up Cunha tonight to talk him out of throwing his career away by moving down from Wolves to Man Utd…

[greydos]

12 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

If Bruno could shoot he’d be a £120m midfielder 

I’m struggling to understand why Bruno being able to shoot would lower his value? 

[Mahoneys Tache]

39 minutes ago, tarie4 said:

Ahhh well let me give you some stats to debunk your assertion.  

Rice has a shot accuracy of 41.48, bruno G 47.62.

Rice has a shot success of 8.37 and Bruno G 14.69.

Im sure you get the picture Rice's Dad.

 

Stand in the corner with your nose to the wall until you remember how to behave like a good boy. 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

10 hours ago, r0cafella said:

For 60m? Absolutely not. 

 

He's done nothing to suggest he's worth that much imo. 

 

Psr and all that. 

 

Edit. 

 

I just checked and he got 15 goal contributions this season in the league? If that's right it's decent but I still think 60m is too much. 

 

 

 

 

He's been out a bit as well tbf. Think he'd do well in a good team, personally.

[LFEE]

43 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

If Bruno could shoot he’d be a £120m midfielder 

That and pace.

[Ronaldo]

I’ll be critical of Bruno when he’s poor but at this point we can’t put a value on him. He’s priceless in that he basically IS the club. Certainly now. His value is here and nowhere else.

[STM]

8 hours ago, Ronaldo said:

I’ll be critical of Bruno when he’s poor but at this point we can’t put a value on him. He’s priceless in that he basically IS the club. Certainly now. His value is here and nowhere else.

 

Yeah that's it for me. Bruno can have a few off games but he's the cultural leader of the club. He represents the change from being a piss poor Steve Bruce side, to being a proper quality European level side.

 

I want him here until he's into his 30s. He's an absolute icon.