OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Take into account that loads of people are telling you its an urban myth before believing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid cunt. Prove me wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Aren't fifties pretty rare anyway? Story would be pretty shit if he burnt a fiver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Aren't fifties pretty rare anyway? Story would be pretty shit if he burnt a fiver. Maybe he burnt ten fivers, one after another, probably using a gold-plated cigarette lighter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Diamond encrusted blowtorch tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Aren't fifties pretty rare anyway? Story would be pretty s*** if he burnt a fiver. Maybe he burnt ten fivers, one after another, probably using a gold-plated cigarette lighter. Maybe he should just burn you and do us all a favour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Oh yeah, son of a friend. That makes all the difference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Outburst stuns Curbishley, a spectacular fall-out? What did he do exactly? Exchanged harsh words with his new manager. Well thats a hell of a story, care to tell us what was said? No. Hmm, no problem. As a supporter of one of his former clubs, I will happily take any opportunity to be fucking outraged by any old bollocks and reiterate my desire for his legs to be permanently crippled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Diamond encrusted blowtorch tbh. My milkman's granddad heard from a guy down the post office that it was actually a sapphire-studded flamethrower. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 I would have burnt a £50 note, money well spent tbh to make that cunt look like an arsehole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Outburst stuns Curbishley, a spectacular fall-out? What did he do exactly? Exchanged harsh words with his new manager. Well thats a hell of a story, care to tell us what was said? No. Hmm, no problem. As a supporter of one of his former clubs, I will happily take any opportunity to be fucking outraged by any old bollocks and reiterate my desire for his legs to be permanently crippled. Haha, that basically summarised my reaction to the article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Oh yeah, son of a friend. That makes all the difference. Clearly a bullshitter then. He went and told his Dad this after making it up. Or alternatively, his Dad made up the story on his long journey into work before telling me about it. People's imaginations, huh? Oh wait, didn't Dyer get accused of this once? SHIT! OMGZ DYER GOT ACCUSED OF IT. ONLY ONE PLAYA CAN BE ACCUSED OF AN INCIDENT LYK THIS, ALL DA REST ARE IMMEDIATELY UNTRUE LYK! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Oh yeah, son of a friend. That makes all the difference. Clearly a bullshitter then. He went and told his Dad this after making it up. Or alternatively, his Dad made up the story on his long journey into work before telling me about it. People's imaginations, huh? Oh wait, didn't Dyer get accused of this once? SHIT! OMGZ DYER GOT ACCUSED OF IT. ONLY ONE PLAYA CAN BE ACCUSED OF AN INCIDENT LYK THIS, ALL DA REST ARE IMMEDIATELY UNTRUE LYK! His son probably heard it from his dad who'd heard it from a guy at work who'd heard it from his son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 No shock really is it, dam funny though Curbs blowing £7.5mill on the little nutter, he gets what he deserves!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy_M Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Oh yeah, son of a friend. That makes all the difference. Clearly a bullshitter then. He went and told his Dad this after making it up. Or alternatively, his Dad made up the story on his long journey into work before telling me about it. People's imaginations, huh? Oh wait, didn't Dyer get accused of this once? s***! OMGZ DYER GOT ACCUSED OF IT. ONLY ONE PLAYA CAN BE ACCUSED OF AN INCIDENT LYK THIS, ALL DA REST ARE IMMEDIATELY UNTRUE LYK! His son probably heard it from his dad who'd heard it from a guy at work who'd heard it from his son. You're a class act you. You probably find it hard to believe, not being from this country. But people DO see footballers out and about you know. To me, it's just Steve's lad who saw Bellers, not the friends of a mothers friend scenario at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 No shock really is it, dam funny though Curbs blowing £7.5mill on the little nutter, he gets what he deserves!! With any luck it's just the first of many such incidents. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Erm, did you see it? I thought you said it was someone else's tale? They're right anyway, every footballer ever has supposedly done that. No I didn't see it. Nor did I see the holocaust. Nor did I see September the 11th, did it REALLY happen? So, if we find you a link to the holocaust, or September 11th, are you going to provide us with some evidence of this Bellamy story? Yeah, I've already found you a link. The link is a guy at work's son. Chase that up what you will, before dismissing it. Cheers xxx Yeah, well my next-door neighbour's cousin goes to school with your guy-at-work's-son and says he's a stupid c***. Prove me wrong. I don't need to. Common sense prevails telling me and probably others that you've just made that up acting the nob. Just like no one believes your friend of a friend of a friend tripe. Except you, like. Son of a friend. Don't you pay attention? OMGGGGZZZ it's word ov mouth lyk it cant be true! FINGS R ONLI TRU WEN DEY APPEAR IN DA DAILY STAR SO AM NOT BELIVIN DIS BULSHITT MAN! Oh yeah, son of a friend. That makes all the difference. Clearly a bullshitter then. He went and told his Dad this after making it up. Or alternatively, his Dad made up the story on his long journey into work before telling me about it. People's imaginations, huh? Oh wait, didn't Dyer get accused of this once? s***! OMGZ DYER GOT ACCUSED OF IT. ONLY ONE PLAYA CAN BE ACCUSED OF AN INCIDENT LYK THIS, ALL DA REST ARE IMMEDIATELY UNTRUE LYK! His son probably heard it from his dad who'd heard it from a guy at work who'd heard it from his son. You're a class act you. You probably find it hard to believe, not being from this country. But people DO see footballers out and about you know. To me, it's just Steve's lad who saw Bellers, not the friends of a mothers friend scenario at all. Your assumption about my nationality speaks volumes for your perspicacity and intelligence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 In my experience Ive heard it about Bellamy, Dyer, Giggs, Taylor (although I know he was a twat at school), Earnshaw, Shearer (no less!), Beardsley. Im sure other players have been mentioned to other people nationwide. If you believe everything that youre told second or even third hand then youre gullible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 People's imaginations, huh? Oh wait, didn't Dyer get accused of this once? s***! OMGZ DYER GOT ACCUSED OF IT. ONLY ONE PLAYA CAN BE ACCUSED OF AN INCIDENT LYK THIS, ALL DA REST ARE IMMEDIATELY UNTRUE LYK! I know girl who said she saw Dyer do that in Suffolk nightclub & have herd rumours Woodgate has done it. Of course they could be urban myths or it could be footballers know most people wouldn't want to burn a fiver never mind a fifty & it is there way of saying FUCK OFF. I have never seen any footballer do this in a nightclub myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 In my experience Ive heard it about Bellamy, Dyer, Giggs, Taylor (although I know he was a twat at school), Earnshaw, Shearer (no less!), Beardsley. Im sure other players have been mentioned to other people nationwide. If you believe everything that youre told second or even third hand then youre gullible. Quite a lot of money going up in smoke, really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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