ianovthetoon Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 We had a new thread full of Roy Keane/Mackem Jokes cos he's a horrible cnut, Here's one to get started Roy Keane Got caught Wanking his dog at the vets Well he was in a hurry and it said first come first served! Any more for any more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Roy Keane was in court for shagging his dog.The Judge said"Mr. Keane,I have never listened to a more depraved tale of perversion in 30 years on the bench.How low can you stoop?" Keane says "Dachsunds your honour." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The Sunderland squad are all on a cruise somewhere (probably off the shore of Ireland) and Roy Keane is aghast, while sitting in the jacuzzi with Triggs (his dog), to find a massive wedge of shite rolling across the floor towards him at great pace. Fearing getting browned in the face, he jumps quickly from the pool and yells furiously towards his players, "SOMEONE'S FUCKING SHIT ON THE DECK!" Just then, Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn pops his head around the corner and hollers back, "OIYE! BUT I'M ALROIGHT IN THE AIR, THOUGH!" BA-DUM-DUM-TISCH! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Roy Keane's wife is lost at sea for 5 years and he's elated at her return. "I've so missed making love to you Roy", she says. He says "fine, I must just put in a few conditions though. First of all can we sleep in the spare room because I've spent so long in our bed alone". "Secondly can we sleep with the lights on because its been so dark without you". "Anything else" his wife asks. "Yeah" Roy says, "Can I call you Triggs". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheOrder Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Roy Keanes got AIDS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 He got it off his dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 The bad aids. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Dog aids is the worst kind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Made of AIDS and fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Like the mans style and winning mentality. Could be a good manager for us if he continues to do well, gets them promoted and does a good job in the Premiership. Shearer could learn his trade alongside him if he fancies doin a bit of coaching. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Like the mans style and winning mentality. Could be a good manager for us if he continues to do well, gets them promoted and does a good job in the Premiership. Shearer could learn his trade alongside him if he fancies doin a bit of coaching. ...or if he wants to catch aids off his manky fucking dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I don't geddit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Like the mans style and winning mentality. Could be a good manager for us if he continues to do well, gets them promoted and does a good job in the Premiership. Shearer could learn his trade alongside him if he fancies doin a bit of coaching. ...or if he wants to catch aids off his manky fucking dog. Fair play to him. I'm not one to take the moral high ground when it comes to a fellas private shenanigans. As long as he keeps it out of the dressing room, it's all good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 close this thread please, makes us look the same levels as the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 close this thread please, makes us look the same levels as the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Oooh Keane's got what he has wanted - attention from his rival fans. After months of indifference and honest doubts about his managgerial ability despite several swipes, he has finally got us all chomping with his mind games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Oooh Keane's got what he has wanted - attention from his rival fans. After months of indifference and honest doubts about his managgerial ability despite several swipes, he has finally got us all chomping with his mind games. Hasn't got anyone from the club chomping though, which is the important part. Fans will always comment, certainly on message boards, is that what he wanted? Is that what his game is? Fuk sake, even Vic or Thompers can manage that. Well done to Keano tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 And he entered Triggs at Crufts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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