Guest Albert Ayler Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Weeping shin Shin splints Trapped mobile phone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NUFCnutter Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Not a football injury but you never see old chaps with huge neck lumps anymore. There used to be loads of old gadgies with neck lumps when I was a bairn, but now you never see them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Scurvy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Broken dick.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 broken fingers while spamming forums Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 You don't hear so much of cartilege injuries for some reason. They used to be all the rage. There seem to be an increase in groin strains, maybe because of the extra pace of the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Simon Davies had shin splints on and off for the past two years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I'm sure there were loads more achilles problems when I was a kid. Nowadays, it's all knees. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 We could list all injuries because as Newcastle supporters we never hear about any. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Astroturf friction burns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Injuries related to managers firing football boots at players faces Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearer9 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Turf Toe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Suprised no body mentioned smashing to a poll in training.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Trapped bollock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 The Plague. Don't really get a broken foot these days its been the metatarsal since Beckham did his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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