Toon Amy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 It just get's better and better... and all happening so quickly... so .... any idea's for chants to show our appreciation for Mike Ashley? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SwissMagpie Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 MIKE ASHLEY SHOW ME THE MONEY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 What's he done so far? Michael went to the training ground for a look see.... Hallelujah! Michael bought a controlling stake in a PLC.... Halleluuu uul jah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Fat Mike wherever you may be You bought the most shares in the PLC Gonna give Big Sam, a huge tranfer kitty You are the one Mike Ash-e-ly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He's fat, he's round but he's got a billion pounds.. Mike Ashley, Mike Ashley.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He's fat, he's round but he's got a billion pounds.. Mike Ashley, Mike Ashley.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Fat Mike wherever you may be You bought the most shares in the PLC Gonna give Big Sam, huge tranfer kitty You are the one Mike Ash-e-ly! changed for you btw thats quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 He's fat, he's round but he's got a billion pounds.. Mike Ashley, Mike Ashley.. Simple but effective! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Against the likes of American owned Liverpool and Man Utd; "We've got an Englishman, We've got an Enlighman, etc, etc..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 When we go to teams like Bolton & Boro, instead of "they're here, they're there, they're f*cking everywhere, empty seats...." sing, "Can we buy a crowd for you". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Freddie sung this when he heard about Ashley. Madonna - Beautiful Stranger Haven’t we met? You’re some kind of beautiful stranger You could be good for me I’ve had the taste for danger If I’m smart then I’ll run away But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay Heaven forbid I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger I looked into your eyes And my world came tumbling down You’re the devil in disguise That’s why I’m singing this song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Freddie sung this when he heard about Ashley. Madonna - Beautiful Stranger Haven’t we met? You’re some kind of beautiful stranger You could be good for me I’ve had the taste for danger If I’m smart then I’ll run away But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay Heaven forbid I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger I looked into your eyes And my world came tumbling down You’re the devil in disguise That’s why I’m singing this song STEADY ON! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I scratch a living, it ain't easy You know it's a drag I'm always paying, never make it But you can't look back I wonder if I'll ever get To where I want to be Better believe it I'm working for Mike Ashley. What am I gonna do Ben Haim has just turned blue I tried to buy us Baines But Wigan would not play. No no, this can't be right Baba is f ucking s hite I can't afford a left-back So I leave tonight... No... There's a bung in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Perfect lyrics for an Ashley song, better than the real one's tbh. The Who - Who are you? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? I woke up on warm may morning Saw takeover reports on my screen It Said “Mike Ashley reclusive billionaire Buys all Sir Hall Johns shares,” I couldn’t believe my eyes, and I took a deep long birth. The first thing I remember was sittin’ back And askin’ from my chair chorus: Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) 'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) I clicked on the first thread on the board 500 hits already there. I felt like my dreams had finally come true From all my constant prayers. I saw the comments from Echo and GeJon first, And looked back at my TV screen. It said rich retail entrepreneur Who doesn’t have much to say. Who are you? Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ... Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Etc … Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 fatty fatty fatty, out out out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 thanks lads, all of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 it took a lot of thought, but I nailed it in the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 it took a lot of thought, but I nailed it in the end well (putting on a fairly amateur "art critic" impression) .... you put your heart and soul into it, and it captured the mood on Tyneside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparks Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 For anyone who didn't notice I did actually cahnge the lyrics for the Who Are You one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 'He's big, he's flash, He's got loads of fuckin cash, Big fat Ash, big fat Ash!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Where o where o where is Ashley where o where o where is Ashley where o where o where is Ashley, where can Ashley be? relating to his recluse-ness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatix Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 To the tune of ''Thank you very much'' by The Scaffold Thank you very much for buying out Shepherd Thank you very much Thank you very,very much Thank you very much for buying out Shepherd Thank you very very very very very very very thank youvery very very MUCH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 We've got Michael Ashley, he bribed fat fred with pasties, la la la la, la la la la Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest posadageordie Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Our fans don't sing, so chants are irrelevant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Monkey Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Our fans don't sing, so chants are irrelevant. Hopefully we can chant "easeh, easeh", like a big bunch of nobs, from now on. Or, even better, keep singing the worst line ever, about being the loyalest football supporters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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