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Mike Ashley appreciation Chant?


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Fat Mike wherever you may be

You bought the most shares in the PLC

Gonna give Big Sam, huge tranfer kitty

You are the one Mike Ash-e-ly!

 

:frantic:

 

changed for you

 

btw thats quality  :lol:

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Guest Geordiesned

Against the likes of American owned Liverpool and Man Utd;

 

"We've got an Englishman, We've got an Enlighman, etc, etc..."

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Freddie sung this when he heard about Ashley.

 

Madonna - Beautiful Stranger

 

Haven’t we met?

You’re some kind of beautiful stranger

You could be good for me

I’ve had the taste for danger

 

If I’m smart then I’ll run away

But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay

Heaven forbid

I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger

 

I looked into your eyes

And my world came tumbling down

You’re the devil in disguise

That’s why I’m singing this song

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Freddie sung this when he heard about Ashley.

 

Madonna - Beautiful Stranger

 

Haven’t we met?

You’re some kind of beautiful stranger

You could be good for me

I’ve had the taste for danger

 

If I’m smart then I’ll run away

But I’m not so I guess I’ll stay

Heaven forbid

I’ll take my chance on a beautiful stranger

 

I looked into your eyes

And my world came tumbling down

You’re the devil in disguise

That’s why I’m singing this song

 

STEADY ON!

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I scratch a living, it ain't easy

You know it's a drag

I'm always paying, never make it

But you can't look back

I wonder if I'll ever get

To where I want to be

Better believe it

I'm working for Mike Ashley.

 

What am I gonna do

Ben Haim has just turned blue

I tried to buy us Baines

But Wigan would not play.

No no, this can't be right

Baba is f ucking s hite

I can't afford a left-back

So I leave tonight...

No...

 

There's a bung in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket...

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Perfect lyrics for an Ashley song, better than the real one's tbh.

 

The Who - Who are you?

 

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

 

I woke up on warm may morning

Saw takeover reports on my screen

It Said “Mike Ashley reclusive billionaire

Buys all Sir Hall Johns shares,”

 

I couldn’t believe my eyes, and

I took a deep long birth.

The first thing I remember was sittin’ back

And askin’ from my chair

 

chorus:

Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

 

I clicked on the first thread on the board

500 hits already there.

I felt like my dreams had finally come true

From all my constant prayers.

 

I saw the comments from Echo and GeJon first,

And looked back at my TV screen.

It said rich retail entrepreneur

Who doesn’t have much to say.

 

Who are you?

Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

 

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

Who are you?

Who, who, who, who?

 

Etc …

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it took a lot of thought, but I nailed it in the end

 

well (putting on a fairly amateur  "art critic" impression) .... you put your heart and soul into it, and it captured the mood on Tyneside.

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To the tune of ''Thank you very much'' by The Scaffold

 

Thank you very much for buying out Shepherd

Thank you very much

Thank you very,very much

 

Thank you very much for buying out Shepherd

Thank you very very very very very very very thank youvery very very MUCH

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