Guest 22bnw Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Crouch could ruin the team, when he's playing the whole team has to change how they play to accomdate him and it ain't very often pretty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brazilianbob Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Ronaldinho signs for £58m with a release clause of £2m if we fail to qualify for Europe at the end of the season. Sorted! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 If this is true we are beginning to look bloody stupid. Giving trials to free agents one week & going after Ronaldinho the next. Sam knows he needs to sort out the defence & if we do have that kind of cash, splash it wisely & then the trophy players will want to come once we are a viable proposition for them. Other clubs are signing players; we are continuing with Jackanory stories at best & self indulgency on the part of MA at worst. Nobody has a clue what MA is all about & I find this latest story cringeworthy. Sam - "So Ron, how do you fancy playing for the Toon?" Ron - "f*** off" Sam - "Mike, told you what he'd say" Mike - "Ok Sam; go & buy Queuedrue & then give Messi/ Kaka etc a call & see if they fancy it" Sam - "I'd rather try & get Micah Richards or Ledley King in" Mike - "Nah, you can ask about Puyol or Cannavarro & if they say no you can go & buy Luke Young" Let us hope this is not how it is going. The point is we don't know & surely we must start asking questions. Is that not reasonable? This is not Chicken Little panicking; though I do expect many posts saying don't worry it'll be alright. I'd rather know what was coming over the horizon rather than bury my head in the sand & hope it is all ok. Embarassing, tbh. In your other thread, you were crying that we weren't linked with Deco any more in the papers. Now we're linked with UBERDECO and you're upset about that. You're just a whinger at the moment. Also, it's the NOTW. It's not true. Relax. Yes, you're right.. It's embarassing to ask questions about what´s happening. Real fans can be perfectly happy with the potential signings of such average players as Quedrue and Young one day, than without a second thought indulge in us going after arguably the best football player in the world the next. You´d have to be crazy to find all these rumours strange and wonder what´s really going on behind the scenes.. No need to know what Ashley´s intentions are.. A lot of mindreaders on this forum apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 might it not be a bit harsh to blame Ashley. this is paper chat and the "quote" came from a "source". which normally means "we made it up" to try and sell more papers / get more people on our site. its not as if MA has come out in the press and announced that we're after the goofy brazilian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Honestly the biggest pile of shite I have ever read, NOTW should be ashamed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 ..back to Barca for next season. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/sport/sport4.shtml f*** me! Why waste the time and effort printing such total and utter s****? No one would buy Crouch for £20m ! I'm guessing News Of The World are trying to brighten up my day with comedy. Ronaldinhno? hahaha... Crouch for £20 million? hahaha... - this is pure comedy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Fuckin hell I've seen it all now on here. Gutted about signing a World Class goalscorer, someone claiming they'd be depressed if we signed Ronaldinho If we ever win owt you daft fuckers would probably top yourselves Here's hoping Fat Sam can test this theory Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 If this is true we are beginning to look bloody stupid. Giving trials to free agents one week & going after Ronaldinho the next. Sam knows he needs to sort out the defence & if we do have that kind of cash, splash it wisely & then the trophy players will want to come once we are a viable proposition for them. Other clubs are signing players; we are continuing with Jackanory stories at best & self indulgency on the part of MA at worst. Nobody has a clue what MA is all about & I find this latest story cringeworthy. Sam - "So Ron, how do you fancy playing for the Toon?" Ron - "f*** off" Sam - "Mike, told you what he'd say" Mike - "Ok Sam; go & buy Queuedrue & then give Messi/ Kaka etc a call & see if they fancy it" Sam - "I'd rather try & get Micah Richards or Ledley King in" Mike - "Nah, you can ask about Puyol or Cannavarro & if they say no you can go & buy Luke Young" Let us hope this is not how it is going. The point is we don't know & surely we must start asking questions. Is that not reasonable? This is not Chicken Little panicking; though I do expect many posts saying don't worry it'll be alright. I'd rather know what was coming over the horizon rather than bury my head in the sand & hope it is all ok. Embarassing, tbh. In your other thread, you were crying that we weren't linked with Deco any more in the papers. Now we're linked with UBERDECO and you're upset about that. You're just a whinger at the moment. Also, it's the NOTW. It's not true. Relax. Yes, you're right.. It's embarassing to ask questions about what´s happening. Real fans can be perfectly happy with the potential signings of such average players as Quedrue and Young one day, than without a second thought indulge in us going after arguably the best football player in the world the next. You´d have to be crazy to find all these rumours strange and wonder what´s really going on behind the scenes.. No need to know what Ashley´s intentions are.. A lot of mindreaders on this forum apparently. Alternatively, maybe... none of them... are true... Rather than accusing me of being a) not a real fan and b) crazy, maybe you should acknowledge that papers are full of shit and pipe down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... So I cite at least two examples of utter stupidity and a cyber traffic warden jumps onto the bonfire, joining the other neurotic online "guys" and duly pours petrol on it, all the time trying to distance himself from the stupidity As always, metaphorically speaking of course, unfortunately :parky: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 What? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... So I cite at least two examples of utter stupidity and a cyber traffic warden jumps onto the bonfire, joining the other neurotic online "guys" and duly pours petrol on it, all the time trying to distance himself from the stupidity As always, metaphorically speaking of course, unfortunately :parky: Who is this cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I wouldn't want Ronaldinho in a Toon shirt, because he's an ugly cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... So I cite at least two examples of utter stupidity and a cyber traffic warden jumps onto the bonfire, joining the other neurotic online "guys" and duly pours petrol on it, all the time trying to distance himself from the stupidity As always, metaphorically speaking of course, unfortunately :parky: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmelads Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 How the hell has this nonsense NoTW story - clearly aimed at taking the piss out of this club - made 4 pages of discussion? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 What? Shall I draw a picture? Use text speak or ickle words? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 How the hell has this nonsense NoTW story - clearly aimed at taking the piss out of this club - made 4 pages of discussion? Basically, cos KaKa says he wouldn't want us to buy him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 I wouldn't want Ronaldinho in a Toon shirt, because he's an ugly cunt I'd be amused if we paid almost 50% of the entire club's sale value for one player, I have to say. Does anyone on here buy the NOTW, btw? If so, why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 How the hell has this nonsense NoTW story - clearly aimed at taking the piss out of this club - made 4 pages of discussion? Basically, cos KaKa says he wouldn't want us to buy him. Didn't KaKa want Deco? OH WAIT, that reminds me... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 What? Shall I draw a picture? Use text speak or ickle words? Please yourself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nappy Rash Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 [quote author=The Janitor link=topic=42685.msg917177#msg917177 date=1184495 Does anyone on here buy the NOTW, btw? If so, why? Just those clever Scousers who boycott The Sun 8) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 Imagine the press conference: "We'd like to introduce three new superstars: Ronaldinho, Queuedrue and Fanni" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bellers Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... So I cite at least two examples of utter stupidity and a cyber traffic warden jumps onto the bonfire, joining the other neurotic online "guys" and duly pours petrol on it, all the time trying to distance himself from the stupidity As always, metaphorically speaking of course, unfortunately :parky: Oh of course your right Ronaldinho would be a great signing, see you at the press conference you fucking freak... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted July 15, 2007 Share Posted July 15, 2007 One person... So I cite at least two examples of utter stupidity and a cyber traffic warden jumps onto the bonfire, joining the other neurotic online "guys" and duly pours petrol on it, all the time trying to distance himself from the stupidity As always, metaphorically speaking of course, unfortunately :parky: Oh of course your right Ronaldinho would be a great signing, see you at the press conference you fucking freak... yep, that's Ronaldinho all right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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