Yorkie Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a fucking shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett Ah yeah of course. And yeah, Wakefield is the dump of dumps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a f****** shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett Are you a sporting boy? Ossett Sporting boys no mate, i play for Ossett Town against teams like Rothwell, Pudsey, Farsley Celtic, all tossers tbh I worked in Ossett about 10 years ago and no offence but it was a horrible experience. I couldn't wait to drive up the M1 every Friday night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Whereabouts are you? Just for the record, i don't live in Wakefield... it's a f****** shithole , don't know if you've heard of it but it's town called Ossett Are you a sporting boy? Ossett Sporting boys no mate, i play for Ossett Town against teams like Rothwell, Pudsey, Farsley Celtic, all tossers tbh I worked in Ossett about 10 years ago and no offence but it was a horrible experience. I couldn't wait to drive up the M1 every Friday night. Are you for real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I'm from Gildersome if you know where that is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I'm going to Leeds next week. Scared for my life tbh Leeds is rate mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 I'm from Gildersome if you know where that is. Yeh, played against them before aswell, they had a right mouthy cunt playing for them, went to Pudsey and got signed up for Bradford or someone but got kicked out because he was a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. "A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse The clubhouse come pub is called the Dagger! Did they still have abandoned trains near by? They might have cleared it all up after the Sky money they got from the Bristoil City game! That was funny as fuck when it was on sky! Bristol city refused to use the changing rooms, so they got changed on the coach! mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. "A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse The clubhouse come pub is called the Dagger! Did they still have abandoned trains near by? They might have cleared it all up after the Sky money they got from the Bristoil City game! That was funny as f*** when it was on sky! Bristol city refused to use the changing rooms, so they got changed on the coach! mackems.gif I don't remember, went in the clubhouse like, had scummy Leeds on the big screen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=43502.msg945030#msg945030 nailed on i reckon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Alan Smith sounds exactly like me. As I said before, I forgot just how much. You a leeds lad then? I live 20 minutes from Leeds but i'm not that broad Same here but in Harrogate My grandma used to have a caravan in Harrogate , played against Harrogate Railway football team last year. LOL With the slopey pitch? Railway's ground is in Starbeck, right f****** numpties around there! I happen to live just outside There was the ground, then another pitch to the left of that then a clubhouse The clubhouse come pub is called the Dagger! Did they still have abandoned trains near by? They might have cleared it all up after the Sky money they got from the Bristoil City game! That was funny as f*** when it was on sky! Bristol city refused to use the changing rooms, so they got changed on the coach! mackems.gif I don't remember, went in the clubhouse like, had scummy Leeds on the big screen. Well at least you enjoyed yourself! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 The only positive memory I have was of a decent sandwich shop in the market place. It may have changed since I was there but it was run down and full of knuckleheads, most of which used to work for me! I can't remember the name of the pub - it was near Sandways industrial estate - but there was one night when one rather inebriated bloke took bets from his mates who could punch out the most amount of his teeth. Allegedly, I didn't see it and it's hearsay but the same bloke ate a bleach ring from one of the urinals! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. "A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. I can imagine Dave now, going round in his mod trousers telling everyone he's the main man of Newcastle-Online, infact i bet it's his chatup line... "Hey, what's your name then?" "I'm Dave,N-O Mod of the year" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=43502.msg945030#msg945030 nailed on i reckon Interesting but could be the same mistake as giving it to Parker before seeing if he a) fits into the system and b ) finds some form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 He's more likely to give it to Barton IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. "A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. I can imagine Dave now, going round in his mod trousers telling everyone he's the main man of Newcastle-Online, infact i bet it's his chatup line... "Hey, what's your name then?" "I'm Dave,N-O Mod of the year" That was Bluf though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Not bad on the piss if you ignore the big-headed lasses. "A've had t'clap and 4 kids by time a wus 18" "Thats nowt that lass, a had 5 and a dose of t'crabs from 14 while 16" alright i know, my accent is terrible.... is that what you meant Dave or did you really mean they are deformed? They think they are ace. They're not. I can imagine Dave now, going round in his mod trousers telling everyone he's the main man of Newcastle-Online, infact i bet it's his chatup line... "Hey, what's your name then?" "I'm Dave,N-O Mod of the year" That was Bluf though. You lied, that makes it worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toonie Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1084311,00.html NEWCASTLE United new boy Alan Smith says that he chose to join the Magpies ahead of at least nine other top clubs. The 26-year-old first became aware of the Geordies' interest last week amid speculation linking him with a move to a host of Premiership sides. But Smith admits that following a converstion with Magpies boss Sam Allardyce his mind was made up. "There was a lot of speculation linking me with a lot of clubs and I think there were about ten teams in for me," Smith told Newcastle World TV in an exclusive interview after penning a five-year deal with United. "But once I knew of Newcastle's interest and spoke to Sam Allardyce I knew straight away that I wanted to come here. "He's a manager who gets the very best out of his players and I'm sure we'll the best of Alan Smith at Newcastle. "Sam told me of his plans for the club, there is massive potential here and the manager is determined to succeed. "I want to be part of that and I'm delighted to be here. I'm raring to go, there are some great players at the club and hopefully we can gel as a team this season." Talks about himself in the third person, thats a bit conceited. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Toonie Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 SAM Allardyce admits that once he knew a player of Alan Smith's quality was available he did not have to think twice about making a move. The 26-year-old England star penned a five-year deal with the Magpies on Friday and became Big Sam's fifth signing of the summer. And, as the Toon gaffer told Newcastle World TV, he is delighted to have the Premiership winner on board at St.James'. "Once I knew a player of Alan's quality was available I didn't have to think twice about making a move," said the 52-year-old boss. "I think it's one of the quickest transfers I've ever been involved in because we knew straight away we wanted him here. "I'm delighted to have a player of Alan's ability and character at Newcastle United and I'm sure he'll be an excellent signing for the club. "I spoke with him and explained our plans for the club and he was very impressed, thankfully he chose us because there was a lot of interest from other clubs. "He's a versatile player who I envisage we will be able to use in a number of positions. oooooo kinky "I'm looking forward to working with him and it shows his attitude that he wants to be involved straight away against Sampdoria on Sunday." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearer9 Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 Any word on who those other 9 clubs actually were? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramble OG Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 HAd totaly forgot he had played with Viduka at Leeds until seeing the press confrence Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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