Aphrodite

What about Michael Ball's more blatant dive Dr?

And you're Mr Muscle yourself are you Sima?

I beg to differ Razor sharp as ever.

The only two threads I have started this week were about Mark Bright (football related) and Roeder's post match interview (football related). You, on the other hand, have started this car crash of a thread, and a thread about José Mourinho which was torn apart. I think I win to be honest!

do you ever start a serious thread? or make a serious contribution? I'm starting to think you're a certain someone's convenient sock puppet Piss off, the irony of you saying that after your 'classics' is breathtaking. Stick to WUMing.

We all knew it really.

Vic's on the ropes.

It's as likely as you sucking cock for money. So that'll be a yes then You would bum men then. Interesting.

Think he's suggesting putting a power station on the roof.

Sounds like he's going a bit mental like. Who's he saying 'take them away from me' to? And who's said the world will come to an end tomorrow? Bizarre.

Said after yesterday's game. Expect a nuclear holocaust about midday today then. :'(

I think the MOTD 'B team' is out tonight. Absolutely awful, although I think Peacock is marginally better.

Is there a worse pundit out there? He adds absolutely nothing.

This bloke is indeed the real deal! http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=107575732 Don't ask how I found that!

Mr PA Bloke, is this your full time job? And is the money good? And I'll have a shout out too if you're the real deal!

Bastard.

Vic's 'say the opposite of what everyone else thinks just to get attention' act is getting old to be honest.

All four UEFA Cup quarter finals are live on ITV. Leverkusen-Osasuna on at the moment, on ITV4.

HTT is on the wind up I think.

Nope, you're right, was like that until the CWC was abolished in 1999.

Sunderland fans have been getting similar ones apparently!

Great end to the Six Nations as well! Went right down to the last second!

You've been paying attention!

Who are they? Gary Linekar Ray Stubbs Gabby Logan Who else? All the rest are attatched to programmes aren't they?

I'm pretty sure we do, but the same thing isn't true in the Champions League.