Aphrodite

My apologies mate, I'll start threads about having sex with beautiful women and winning the lottery in future.

As if we didn't get a mention! Footymad, whoooooo? Can see why the SMB got a plug like, some funny stuff over there.

Copied off our old 'rugby' away kit!

The embargo was actually 2.30, my mistake! But yeah, we are one of them.

C of L also hinted its not related to the Stevens Inquiry

Nope, City of London Police have only mentioned Newcastle!

I can confirm its true, working at Metro as a freelancer at the moment, embargoed til 3pm though! Gonna get fired for this but who cares!

I remember seeing that, was the funniest thing ever. The fans were winding the steward up, so the steward charged at the fans, before being dragged away. He then went and sat down in the centre circle and had a good cry

Non-league football is the best like for crazy stuff, some of the banter I've had on the Northern or Weraside League has ranged from hilarious to the surreal! Being told to 'go back to Holland' by an irate fan (never been to Holland in my life!) is the oddest though.

To be fair, Handel died in 1759!

Because you're allowed to! How come they had 11 penalty takers even though we had 10 men? FIX! Not sure if that is the case, but they should have, Holland should have had to remove a player. Could have been a case for appeal. But surely having 10 takers would be an advantage!

Because you're allowed to!

f*** me John Helm & Joe Royale. Sometimes it got down to the point rather than commentating on the game they'd talk about what they had for their tea. And what game was it John Barnes was stood on the touchline pre-match in casual clothing 'cos someone nicked his suitcase? Still preferred it for the comedy element to the s**** on ITV John Helm has come out with some random shit over the years. 'Wouldn't you just love to tickle Titus Bramble?' 'Newcastle United just haven't been the same club since Rob Lee left' Both in the away game against Marseille

Oops Could be egg on face time indi

'It's in!!!! Extraordinary!!!'

:lol:

That's what we were paying him for!

He has a poster on his wall saying 'I must work to Glenn time' Christ!

'A manager who has a lot of influence within his team'

How is this post even f****** relevant? Do you even know what's going on in here? Not really. I just wanted a pop because you seem like a t*** and a half. In a thread where people's comprehension and powers of perception are being called into question, it's nice to see a post from a man having absolutely no problems with his.

Why did John Barnes just get booed? Just the Liverpool connection?

Minimum wage, peace process in Northern... oh wait.

Fair play to Fred, if those two were in a car next to me, I'd go through the red light!

George Courtney is a fantastic bloke, he's still refereeing now for free on Sunday league games just because he loves the game!

'His study showed certain referees were more likely to be swayed by the crowd. The figures revealed that away teams scored fewer goals and gave away more penalties, findings which seem to imply that referees are making calls in favour of the home team, possibly as a result of the influence of the crowd.' Do home teams not attack more than away teams anyway? Doesn't seem like he's done much research here.