Aphrodite

Sigh. He was appalling today like. Absolutely dire game, we had a few chances we should have taken, but we were shocking. Was set right next to the away fans in SJH L7, was a decent atomosphere, the rest of the ground seemed rather dead though!

Are they really bites? Just seems like he's making an arse of himself and they're telling him that! EDIT: Just seen it's NSG. Sorry!

I know, I don't think he was saying it either, commentator was getting a bit excited over nowt really! And Gavin Peacock is an arse!

He was commenting when Martin Jol was talking trying to paraphrase what he might be saying. Alistair Mann is a City fan!

I quite like five's coverage, if they didn't cover the more obscure games, no-one would, so I can put up with the oddness! They seem to realise they're a bit rubbish (some of the Nevin-Murray banter is shocking!) but they keep going, which is nice enough. I think they have a bit of a cult status now!

This is honestly the worst thread I've ever read on an internet forum!

This thread is hilarious.

As is 'P'!

Aye, that's right.

A good argument against video evidence in this thread.

Some of you lot have short memories! I remember at the time of Robson's sacking on here it was just me and Dan who were supporting him, everyone else wanted him gone!

Most anticlimatic trophy win ever

I'm starting to worry about you Nut, that's the third Village People song you've done.

Aye, after the TV game.

I'm sure you'll all be happy to know he's retired from Tyne Tees! Ian Payne is doing them this year I think.

I'm sure I remember people calling for Robinson to be in the team when James played. Seems the England position carries a lot of baggage in fans' minds!

Correct.

Deleted them all. Sorry everyone!

The reason our highlights were so low was because ITV didn't even bother to send a commentator to the game! A rush-job was done over the pictures from the studio!

Matella est mater.

Unless I'm missing something he appears to be using the weather and the fact we are not in London as an excuse!

"The biggest criticism is I've been too kind to managers with funds and too generous to players but we have the weather and we are competing with Tottenham, Chelsea, Manchester United and we are 300 miles from London. "We're on the verge of the Roman Empire, which is why they built the wall. What the fuck is that supposed to mean!

As he himself would say- unbelievable.

I think he's harmless enough as well, he definitely knows his gfootball. And jonny, you're right, its out of five's control though really.