Shearergol

You can. You can beat a night away in Blackpool. Honestly, in most places in the UK tbh.

Why did he wear a tie?

Be lucky to get £3.5m

Noah’s island?

The rescuers?

Doubling your time, great effort.

Did you miss all of the “we’re man united” posts in the match thread?

Talespin

around the world with Willy fog? Was a lion. But I have weird recollection of a different one with a bear 😂

There’s certainly a chance unfortunately

Quality over quantity.

Our next FFP saviour.

Injured?

Ffs, with our massive shortage of keepers too

Stoke? Cardiff? Coventry?

Pahahahaha fuck off Trent

Why is Isak always so knackered?

Bruno knows things aren’t right. Hope he gives Gordon a talking to after this

Murphy would have hit the post

Gordon’s playing like a boy with a chip on his shoulder. Half-hearted runs, barely closing down, walking around if the ball has gone.

We saw this so many times last season too. What’s actually going on?

Wolves

There was no better player than Murphy available to get in the window. Not one.