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1. Gave the ball away

Dubs is better at kicking than pope already

I don’t fully disagree, but he’s probably the only example of it

Targett was playing centre mid

Yep, 100%

That’s exactly what we needed ?

I’m not even fussed, it’s gonna be hilarious watching it

Ritchie has shed loads of experience, you’re right. But he’s also experienced in being a bit shite. What role are we expecting him to perform?

We playing 5-5-0? Might work actually

Schar balances it out, he’s that good

Or beat us 7-0, with Willock going off after 12 minutes

It’s the worst team we’ve put out since the championship tbf

Is Pardew back picking those fullbacks like?

Miley is not far off starting full training again apparently.

We were never getting him. Not a chance. You may as well say we should have signed Messi 3 years ago.

The owners (as you see them) aren’t running the club. Just enjoy it.

It isn’t. It’s true.

I genuinely don’t. I just want to win everything

Terminate him imo

HTT levels of commitment to this. Is he mexican enough though?

He's Salah's replacement at Liverpool. Nailed on. Liverpool will make a profit on it too.

1-1 Bruno sees red after 24 minutes.

AG, but we’re kinda short on the left now too.

And maybe he will. We just don't know. But it's a bit different to this: "I hope to god we're not paying him a penny during this period"

They should terminate him, immediately