Shearergol

His arms aren’t long enough mate

Where’s Perez these days?

Hope Pickford retires soon

Relegate both of these ffs

Horrific pen

yeah looked it. Awful

He was, then stayed.

As if he doesn’t get given the assist for that ?

He’s not coming here man ?

Crafty Grimes

Can we get second?

1 x Rice and 3 x £50m players

Out of all of the players in the league, he's the ultimate "ready-made for Howe" player. Would slot straight into our team without any need to ease him in. I never used to rate him, but I was completely wrong. He's very close to world class.

@Gawalls you off to the garden centre for this mate?

Remember when Murphy was used as the stick to beat Rafa with?

Haven't they won 3 games under him?

Really harsh to not include Almiron. Joelinton is a hell of a shout though.

Scary thing is, can we afford to drop Longstaff?

Schar clearly didn't mean that pass, just like the West Ham one. Eh Jamie Redknapp?

Too easy.

Ahh fuck, hope he’s back ready to face arsenal

Same ankle

Due one

Did you get the job?