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Any player coming in and playing in a team with Bruno will eventually find their smile.

The fuck is this take?

Do we have an NO league yet?

Yep same.

Cleaner you mean? AMIRITE?

Looking forward to seeing 4 or 5 fringe players go freeing up about 20k in wages and bringing in £3.25 million.

I don't think we have the funds currently for a player in that position

I fully agree with this, his ceiling is incredibly high. I don't think we'll sign him though.

Echoing the statement that his mrs is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen

Show me the video of Bruno meeting him. I’m ready.

We're probably done now.

Ahh, I missed that. Personally though, I just secretly don't want her playing for England.

Does Alex Scott get the same abuse? Genuine question, as I don't know how much stick either of them actually get?

I mean that's true, but isn't anything to do with the post I quoted?

She's thick. That's one. Danny Murphy gets as much stick btw. Same reason.

I personally think he's better than Haaland (still LOADS of time for Haaland to improve though). Shame he's a twat who always goes out to injure our players.

I haven't seen the legit one to compare I'll put some photos up in a couple of hours.

It's all very subjective isn't it, and frankly a bit tedious. I never take any interest in a list of "who is the best" as there isn't really a decent measure. I think Kane's been a bit average this season but still scored loads of goals (I guess that's his job). "Which player would you rather sign" is a better question.

Mine came this week from him. Ordered it on 9th June.

I mean, that's exactly it

ASM played less minutes than Kieran Tierney last season (that player nobody wants us to sign because of his injury record). Should pair them together and try to get half a season out of both of them.

Man United need to spend BIG on a striker if they want to utilise Mount to his best ability.

Are we just ignoring his time at Brighton now then?

Reminds me, what happened to @Happinesstan?