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Abraham would cost the earth wouldn't he? He'd be a great signing though. Toney seems more realistic. Get him and Eriksen from Brentford and we'll see a massive improvement in our attacking play.

Here he is

Pope is nowhere near better than Dubravka.

They can. The money just gets held.

Christ, thinking like that means we paid 30m for Wood.

Doubt it. We paid that much because we had to panic. £7m to a championship team at best.

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I'm not sure you can claim that a save from a shot going wide can be classed as one of the best you've ever seen

Words I never thought I'd use, but I'd prefer to see Gayle given a chance for the rest of the season over Wood.

Would take him back for a season tbh

nah

Yep, played with 10 men all day today, whether it was St Max or Wood up front, both were shockingly bad

Bit of both.

Still massive weaknesses in the squad, but we already knew that. I was desperate for it to be us who ruined their quadruple though.

Not even our worst forward today, by a mile

Targett too

Not sure what the answer is with ASM

That’s our £25m striker.

Are you?

He frustrates us all. Even his biggest fans know it really. Sadly it’s getting longer and longer since he did anything for us.

He’s getting nothing today, he better get used to it.

We won't, but love the optimism. More of this

What's he gonna do? I don't see any value in bringing him back in at all.

Cannibaga the same person as Paquetá?

The last Jesus we had was shite though