Shearergol

Harrison might have covid. Raphinha should play though

"Right lads, we need to talk about running stats"

Hendrick is due a goal.

Yeah but Rafa

"Which absolute dog shite striker can we pick today?" What a time to be a Newcastle fan.

If scraping a result is losing 1-4 then yeah

I mean, that's a dissolved company, but yeah

I also follow Scunthorpe United. Currently 23rd in league 2. Utter shit.

God I hope not. Let's put it this way, if he's got more than £1m in the bank at the moment I'd be very surprised. He's not buying the club.

I hear Fraser and Willock could both be starting, although neither is fully fit.

Derek Llambias is 100% not involved in any talks to buy the club. I can promise you that now.

I'm hoping he's making a sly dig there, but I doubt it.

Arthur Cox was mine. It all want a bit downhill from there until Keegan came in

Nah, that's TAA (20 created compared to Grealish on 13) For context, Ritchie is 4th on 12.

And what a difference we'll notice eh. It doesn't matter which 11 are on the pitch for us.

The penalty decision against Man United was incredible too. Handball

Of course it's bullshit, it's Simon Jordan.

You're missing the point I think. He's saying that Bruce could win the league and the fans would still hate him. He's claiming that the fans opinion of him is nothing to do with the football.

Easily

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Well I never knew Borini was at Chelsea.

Oh shit