Shearergol

Think a deep-lying KDB without the goals

I'm still calling bullshit on this.

The staying up is the hard part. As of the 26th January we've only strengthened at right back, which I'd argue was one of the last positions on the pitch we actually needed to strengthen (obviously Trippier is a class above all of our other players so I'm not belittling that transfer). A 1-0 win against a Leeds side missing their best players shouldn't be used to gloss over the horrendous predicament we're actually in. We need quality in now. They maybe need to stop targeting the top 4 players are start targeting the top 12-14 players instead.

Every CB in the world linked with us, West Ham and Milan.

I think there's your answer unfortunately.....

Calling bullshit on this.

I'm going with....... nope

I thought he'd already ruled out coming to us?

So, are we aiming far too high, or is it just going to be incredibly difficult to sign anyone (other than massively overpriced end of career type strikers from relegation rivals)?

perfect for the majority of our squad

I’m still in disbelief that we signed Wood, let alone for £25m

I’ve never even heard of him until the last few months, where he’s been Brighton’s best player

Reminds me; i owe you a pint

He is like. oh, the other one

Never, I mean EVER say Jude’s name unless we’re signing him. I have an alert setup ready.

A DM

*bump* Ha, remember that time the toontastic lot ended up on here for a couple of days? Craaaaaazy times.

So at the moment is Chris Wood the marquee signing? Not sure PIF are gonna be that impressed with the window so far.

Suspect Howe is struggling to think of midfielders in the premier league who might be available. Maybe Westwood for £23m?

Klopp’s been talking him up to get a better fee. He’s pure dogshite though. I’d rather play Clark.

Thought Lille have already said he's not for sale in this window?

Who's your primary target btw?

3 pens isn't it? Also highest number of blocks?

That your judgement of centre backs isn't the best