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Usually I'd say Spurs are a team we usually get something from, but not this Newcastle under S**** B****

Darlow has. He’s gone from bang average to not bad.

Well that’s a shit idea in a global pandemic.

I mean, you say that, but the majority of championship clubs are setup better than Newcastle. Other than fan base we probably belong in league one.

Because Ashley really isn’t bothered about relegation. He thinks he can build a championship promotion team cheaper than he can build a premiership surviving one. He’s too thick to realise you need a top manager to achieve this though.

Wish he’d just diet

This is weird knowing that I’ve watched us for the last time tonight and I haven’t even had to endure the shite you lot have.

It’ll be exactly the same for at least another 3 years in the championship too. Fun times.

I’ve had enough. It’s really not worth wasting my life watching us.

How are these facing relegation? Obviously not scoring enough goals but they look better than most teams we’ve played.

I’m convinced we’re stealing a win tonight.

I'm not sure I even understand it

Agree

Johnstone hasn’t been dropped though?

TBF it's quite unusual for someone to get dropped because of bad form. Unless they're a striker, yeah.

Decent squad. Not sure about Dier or Mings but happy with the rest.

Pleased for him, top chap. He always made a lot of time to stop and chat when he was at Scunthorpe.

Phwoar, good call tubes. Might hoy a bet on. Dude, I like you, one of the better posters, but why does it matter if he is Tubes?

Didn't watch him but he scored 9 in 39 in the Championship last year as a winger, so probably better than bang average imo. No doubt he has the ability but as was mentioned before he often fails to rise to the occasion. He did look bright that last two times he came on, so would definitely start him. Also don't mind Ritchie getting some time on the wing. As well as being a leader and fighter, he's definitely got decent enough technique out wide and unlike Joelinton can strike a football properly. Surprised he hasn't played more tbh. Think the elephant in the room there is called Steve.

Not 100% convinced that should be a penalty. Hard to argue against it though

Has this been our worst year in recent history? Ashley as owner, Bruce as manager, Shelvey playing every week, takeover so close then off, relegation pretty certain. Just feels like things can’t get worse.

Did you think this was the Brighton v Southampton thread there mate? Looks like it

Southampton should score there like.

Southampton are either utter shite or brilliant. Absolutely nothing in between. Unfortunately today they look shite.

I think we'll manage to stink the entire game out and steal it with a dodgy corner late on.