Shearergol

Starting to boo the shit passing

Lascelles and darlow should still be at forest

At best

If

It’s fine, @Yorkie says we’re going to score ?

At least we have a reliable keeper in now. What the fuck is our captain doing there though? Lazy fucker.

We’re ace

how does 3 points help? Genuinely want to understand

Neville and carragher doing a decent job here

"Ticking along. Staying where it is." Fuck it, I'm getting a season ticket. Who's with me?

Harrison might have covid. Raphinha should play though

"Right lads, we need to talk about running stats"

Hendrick is due a goal.

Yeah but Rafa

"Which absolute dog shite striker can we pick today?" What a time to be a Newcastle fan.

If scraping a result is losing 1-4 then yeah

I mean, that's a dissolved company, but yeah

I also follow Scunthorpe United. Currently 23rd in league 2. Utter shit.

God I hope not. Let's put it this way, if he's got more than £1m in the bank at the moment I'd be very surprised. He's not buying the club.

I hear Fraser and Willock could both be starting, although neither is fully fit.

Derek Llambias is 100% not involved in any talks to buy the club. I can promise you that now.

I'm hoping he's making a sly dig there, but I doubt it.