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Murphy is absolute shite. He should be somewhere like Forest or Cardiff.

Great finish but not a single player attempting to close him down. We’re as shit as we were under carver now.

Nice to see both teams walking around

Hard to criticise a young player at this club but Woodman’s been shit all season

probably why he plays for us I guess. Do we have a single player (ASM maybe?) who isn’t bang average?

even if he improves? Seems a bit personal.

you realise that we all think our manager is shite, right? Who exactly are you having a go at here?

He really isn’t

Almiron is banned isn't he?

I mean, this: "The two main aspects that cause many to feel negative, appear to be (1) We are Newcastle United, nothing good ever happens to us, and (2) the sheer length of time and periods of quiet/no news that this is taking" completely ignores every other reason posters state why they don't think the takeover will happen. I guess people are just tired of explaining their reasons only to be told that they're being negative because of timescales.

Arsene Wenger's World Cup Plans

I need one of the forum's many tactical experts to explain to me what Mount's role in the England team is please.

He can't.

Ashley will just keep passing the club to different family members, don't worry.

Who's gonna score for us though?

Is that Hulk Hogan's head he's just cut off?

Fraser out? When's he ever in? What an absolutely awful signing he's been.

"Going to be"

We're fine. Joelinton and Gayle are both more than adequate to help us see out our losses.

Here's their ground in comparison:

So stick someone in who might benefit from an England game?

No idea why Henderson is playing either

Just so slow moving the ball. Saka is a terrific talent but he holds the play up too much against teams who pack the defence.

Part of me thinks they’re just trolling us.

I get that, but my point is the club should be generating millions more than it does, a point Ashley seems to ignore.