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I mean, we all know what he meant to type, yeah?

Longstaff falling over as per

Fortunately Howe seems fairly good at choosing players.

Goal 3 would have been third goal. Quite the insight.

Offer £80m. Fuck it. Rather watch him than Isak anyway.

Liverpool might sign him though.

He’s excellent. Movement and positioning up there with the best. Just needs to improve his touch.

Told you all, he’s the one.

Lovely goal

I’m clearly joking

We should sack this pointless competition off anyway

We can’t look at things that way because of PSR though. Sometimes teams improve by selling their star player and replacing them with multiple different options.

Ah, that bit is true.

Leeds isn’t a shithole like.

A fucking MEN. Perfectly put.

I’d love to see the messages they must be sending him.

Is he talking about Tonali’s injury there? Or Hall’s return to fitness?

Isak still playing after 90 minutes will be a sight to see anyway.

So we have to overpay for a striker we don’t really want to allow Liverpool to underpay for a striker they really do. The beautiful world of PSR. Having the exact opposite result of why it should be there but the exact result the big 6 wanted. Lovely stuff.

Liverpool selling us a man united player would be a bold move

We really need to be better than comments like this.

You’ll be fucking loving this. Bit of negativity and your post count goes wild.

Get Eddie told man. Clearly doesn’t know ball like you.

Not sure why people immediately have to blame someone. Bit of a shitty take.

In all fairness, Gordon looks like a striker tonight. Just needs to add the goals. His movement is absolutely class.