Shearergol

I heard tonight (pinch of salt) that we won’t go higher for him

I’m owning this forum when I point out I was the first to rave about him

Tbf, we should. Pressure on Howe if we don’t

Bleep tests haven't started yet.

More assists than Minteh then. Result. Not as many goals as Minteh though. Beeew.

Anyone gonna pull up his Feyenoord stats?

Urgh, that’s a brilliant signing

It's beautifully written.

Better on the left I reckon

Left when the mole left

Athletico involved in some VERY dodgy accounting deals this window. selling a backup striker for massive profit is prime City. They’ll replace him for £15m with a player from another club they own

TCD in tears

They watched him

I like Longstaff. Comes across really well in interviews and training videos. I can’t stand watching him fall forwards whenever someone puts pressure on him. I can’t stand it when he gives the ball away under no pressure at all. I can’t stand seeing the opposition easily play the ball through him and whichever partner he has. I do however like seeing some of his runs into the box, even though I can’t stand seeing him put the majority of those chances over the bar.

I thought Paul Kitson was decent but think I was in the minority at the time

Absolutely this. Was such a weird night for me, Scunny being my hometown team, followed them for years yet couldn’t join in with the jubilation of their biggest result in years. Just stood there embarrassed by it all Geremi barely moved.

In which case, they’ll probably get him.

I’ve run out of things to say about Longstaff now.

Distin

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

Just out of interest, what triggers this in you? Asking for a friend.

Not watching. Gonna spend 90 minutes checking the stats later.

Check his FPL points mate. Next to zero. Rubbish.