Shearergol

Is he the one who looks about 70?

"Our sources say that Newcastle are still interested in signing a striker."

So I'll play along. Why would England centre back, playing for the Premiership champions, with probably his pick of any team in the league, come to us?

Are we linked with Gibbs? That would be a superb signing!

Are people joking about Cahill? Why don't we just sign pique?

Too much velocity for my liking.

there's been mention of a striker practically every day of this window. By who?

Barton and Taylor ?

#playitupfront minus 10, 9, 8.......

Fuck me. Have I been wooshed?

Townsend isn't a man, he's a machine. Chisel him down until he is clean. He buys books, he never reads, let me tell you something more about him.

Wait, they use FM for those???

Jesus, where did someone drag you back from?

Has anyone started recalculating the new velocity? I reckon 30 more sprints from Perez will be needed. Look at me, look at me, I know how software development works. Tool.

Really? I remember last season they beat Arsenal in February or something, Kane bossed it. To go 5 points clear of them in the league or something. End up comfortably behind Arsenal come May. First 19 games = 31 points Second 19 games = 33 points

We know.

Colback and Dummett would never follow the money. We need more shitehawks like them in the team!

I'd prefer Vardy tbh

Duncan Ferguson for me like

Until someone tries to go around him, then he's useless.

So no proof whatsoever that the club created Austin rumours to appease the fans? I've got no problem criticising this regime but let's actually use things they have done rather than rumours, gossip and exaggeration. Rooney? Rooney? You mean that SD shite. Or do you mean in 2003? When we ACTUALLY made a bid for a player we had no hope in signing. This club is the football team arm of SD. Of course the club put that story out!

He scored twice for them.

So no proof whatsoever that the club created Austin rumours to appease the fans? I've got no problem criticising this regime but let's actually use things they have done rather than rumours, gossip and exaggeration. Rooney?

Apart from his 1 in 2 goal-scoring record you mean? 68 goals in 117 games before joining them.

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